Still Watchin’ That Gay Porn?

They say if you look at gay porn, then you’re gay, but that’s a bad argument.

I assure you that all straight men who look at porn have seen some gay porn, obviously photo stills, but a lot of them have seen some videos. Sometimes that stuff just sneaks up on you while you are trying to watch straight porn.

You load the video, and “Oh no oh my fucking God get that fag shit out of here gross!” and you can’t close out the video soon enough. Other times you’re watching some, uh, straight porn, except it’s not completely straight. Two men on one woman, fine, we’ve all seen that a million times. But whoa, one guy’s fucking the woman, while the other guy…

“Whoa! Wait a second there buddy! Hooold your horses, pal! WTF have we here? The other guy…is…sucking the first guy’s cock! Queers! Faggots! Oh gross! Oh noes! I mean I love threeways but not this fag shit get outa here no way ew gross faggots faggots fags fags fucking fags I hate fags I swear dammit!”

That’s your thought process. So my thoughts are un-PC. So fuckin what?

Fire me, if I even have a job. Ban me, if there’s even a site I haven’t been banned from yet. Destroy my career. No whoops I don’t have one! Dox me! Whoops we can’t find Robert Lindsay anywhere because he’s not in any public records! What is he, a ghost? Nope, he’s a mere man who has mastered the art of disappearance in this all so Big Brotherly modern wired up Internet digitalized you’re being watched, listened to, recorded and monitored everywhere dystopia we call Late Capitalism.

I refuse to watch that stuff because to me it’s horrible, however I do like to watch incredibly fucked up shit like a gay man shitting on another gay man’s face and mouth while the other guy eats the shit.

That’s so fucking gross and sick that I just have to watch it.. Why? Because I’m a sick fuck, that’s why! Not because I’m gay. Those are the only gay videos I can handle – the ones where gay men are being disgustingly sick fucks. Even then, I’m watching it because it’s gross, not because they’re gay.

I admit to being a bit of a homophobe too, so I like to make fun, mock, laugh at, and insult the gay men in these videos and call them insulting names. It’s not PC, but it’s my private thoughts, so so what? The SJW’s haven’t made having certain thoughts illegal. Not yet anyway. I’m sure they’re working on it.

Alt Left: How the Cultural Left Privileges Gay Male Sex Over Straight Male Sex

Most gay men are sexually degenerate, and they probably always have been. There are reports from large European cities like Paris and Florence of men prowling the city parks at night for surreptitious homosexual sex. These reports date from the 1500’s and 1600’s. Yep, gay cruising was a thing way back in the Middle Ages. I think the wild promiscuity and sexual degeneracy of gay men is part of what I call the Gay Male Syndrome. Male homosexuality is not a mental illness, but it is a psychological syndrome in that certain mindsets and behaviors almost ubiquitous among gay men across time and space. These common behaviors probably have to do with deep truths about male homosexuality that are part of the package it is delivered in. In other words, as with so many things, they have to do with Natural Law. Mother Nature getting her two cents in. You don’t have to like gay male degeneracy to support gay rights. I figure this is just the way they are, and there’s nothing we can do about it. Prominent gays have been screaming about gay promiscuity for decades now since the Gay Plague hit. Promiscuity did drop a lot, but it went down from stratospheric to the cloud layer. Gay men still have very high rates of HIV – in the US, 2 At some point you wonder if gay sex itself is a death wish – Eros and Thanatos, supposedly opposing forces, instead perversely wrapped in a deadly embrace, tumbling to the gallows. And I wouldn’t be the first person to suggest that. Many gay writers have hinted at something similar going on. In other words, gay men still screw anything that moves and probably a lot of things that don’t. A lot will even screw a woman not because they like to but because gay guys fuck anything. Quite a few will screw an animal, gerbils for one. Even if you don’t like gay decadence, you probably ought to shrug your shoulders and leave them alone to sleep in the dirty bed they made. Their stupid lifestyle cuts a full 20 years off their lifespan. It’s death by a hundred self-inflicted cuts. They won’t stop, there’s no way to stop them, and they’re mostly hurting themselves. Leave them alone to the consequences of their misbehavior. Anyway, here we get to the SJW Left. Of course the SJW Left loves everything gay men do, presumably even eating each other’s shit (practiced by Instead the Cultural Left mostly rages at straight men for looking at women or asking them for their phone number. I call that trying to get laid, but the Cultural Left calls it sexual harassment and says it is a form of violence and rapey behavior somewhere on the rape spectrum. Yep, you can rape women with your eyeballs now, but only if you’re a straight man. You can rape women with your mouth if you ask them for a date, as long as you are a heterosexual man. Of course dykes get to to whatever they want to women because they are a privileged victim class on the Cultural Left, and their victim status vastly proceeds that of straight men who are on the bottom of the heap. So gay men can take 100 bareback Black cocks up the ass a year and acquire three different subtypes of HIV, and that’s all fine and dandy. But we straight men apparently don’t even have a right to get laid because that’s called rape, and we don’t even have a right to try to get laid because that’s harassment, which is a mild form of rape! SJW’s are like this because modern feminism is an essential pillar of the SJW outhouse, and modern feminism hates men, especially straight men, and hates us mostly because we dare to have sex with women, which feminists see as a form of violence and oppression against these precious and frail damsels.                          

I Am Breathing a Sigh of Relief

Whew! Now I can breathe easy! I really dodged a bullet with that one. I’m on a really tight budget you know, and this month has been particularly bad, so I’ve had to, um, improvise when it comes to what I eat. And there’s one thing that’s always around no matter how broke you are. But seriously though, I think you probably really could eat your own shit. You might puke because it’s such a disgusting thing to do, but I really don’t see how you could get ill. What you are consuming is something that came from your own body anyway. How the Hell do you catch a disease from yourself? I don’t see how it’s possible. Along the lines of this question, I went and checked out the some links about this subject. I came up with lots of links for coprophagists (a sexual fetish) including one huge forum. There are actually a number of folks out there who actually like to eat shit. I will write more about this delicious subject later on! Anyway, one thing that I learned from the dirty-minded coprophagists is that eating a lot of shit can cause a problem. A common risk was said to be that if you eat a lot of shit, it’s pretty hard on your liver. This would make sense as this stuff was supposed to be moving out of your body every time you drop a toxic waste dump in your toilet. Your body is trying to move this trash out of your system, and you keep putting it back in. Your liver processes toxins, and you are overloading the liver with mini Love Canals. Your liver’s not going to be happy with the increased workload and unpaid overtime. It might even go engage in work slowdowns or possibly even strikes. These clean-living coprophagists guys don’t eat their own shit – instead they eat other people’s shit, especially from their spouses and lovers. So I do not know if the liver overload thing is a problem for only other’s people’s shit or if it’s a problem for your shit too. A good rule of thumb is to mind your own shit. Just deal with your own shit, and leave other people’s shit alone. Messing with other’s people’s shit can get you in a lot of trouble. Literally and figuratively. Some websites say that eating your own shit may be harmful in that you are introducing bugs that are used to living in your intestines into your stomach. I really doubt if that is much of an issue. Your saliva kills lots of stuff anyway, and what it doesn’t kill, the stomach often makes short work of. The main problem with bugs like this is if they get into your bloodstream, as they are not allowed to go there, and they cause all sorts of problems if they immigrate into your bloodstream like shitty wetbacks. However, your stomach is extremely strong such that just about anything edible you put in it can’t get past the border guards in the walls of your stomach. Those migras don’t even bother to deport, they shoot to kill! Assuming your shit you just ate moves out of your stomach in some form, it now heads down into your intestines, which is like migrating back to your homeland. These bugs have been living down there all along with no issues and now they are coming home to meet the Poop family, Mom, Pop and the little shits. On the web, a lot of people are saying that your shit has E. Coli in it, and if you eat it, the E. Coli superbug will kill you. Not so. Mr. E. Coli hangs out in your gut all the time and doesn’t cause a bit of trouble. In fact, that’s his regular hangout. There are certain parts of your body that do not like Mr. E. Coli. If E. Coli gets into your male urethra, it can cause a UTI. Most of that is from other people’s E. Coli, but is probably even applies to your own. One of the ways this occurs is if you are the  insertive partner in anal sex (if you fuck someone in the ass), but this is not common. One way to avoid this is to urinate right after you fuck someone in the ass. It’s probably also a good idea to wash from above your waist down with warm water and soap. If your own shit gets into your vagina, it can cause a UTI in the female. What happens here is that the shit upsets the normal flora of the vagina. A vagina is full of all sorts of girly microbes and they generally get along fine like a great big coffee klatch. It’s like a big pussy party with all the nice ladybugs kissing, hugging,  commiserating and crying on each other’s shoulders when they are not gossiping, sharing coffee or tea, complaining about male bugs, talking about sex or telling silly ironic jokes. The girls are all getting along just fine aside for some minor cattiness when along comes Mr. Shit, double-holstered bad-ass from the Wild Ass West. He whips out his shitguns, starts shooting and ruins the whole hen party. In addition, your shit cannot get outside of your body into any open wounds in your body. Your bloodstream is protected by the Clean Bloodstreams Act, lives to flow clean and free and doesn’t tolerate any shit very well. This can cause a serious issue of blood poisoning. Also if there is a break in the wall of your intestine, your shit escapes from the intestinal jail where it is confined. The broken out inmates can cause a lot of damage to the society of your peritoneum while they rampage around causing major mayhem. Fecal peritonitis is typically a health emergency and it can be fatal. Other than keeping the shit out of your peritoneum, bloodstream, and sex organs, I do not think your own shit is an issue. Truth is we are probably eating tiny bits of our own shit all the time. Now personally, I’ve been eating shit my whole life. In fact, it’s pretty much my life story, eh? Since we are consuming tiny bits of our own shit all the time, I doubt if ingesting tiny amounts of our own shit is a problem. We are probably also eating tiny bits of other people’s shit. Recent studies have confirmed that money truly is the root of all evil, and the proof is that your average currency bill has shit all over it. It’s in very tiny amounts, but it’s there nonetheless. Doorknobs, public restrooms, water fountains – Hell, there’s shit everywhere. Most of the time this causes no problem probably due to the tiny amounts that are consumed. Think about something else. If eating your own shit was a serious or fatal exercise, none of us would even be here because we all would have died when we were two years old! It is interesting that people who live together for six months generally find that the nature of their intestinal flora equalizes. In other words, their gut gardens all start growing the same crops. Probably what has happened is that after six months of living together, two people eat enough of each other’s shit that their shit plantations start looking identical. Whatever your housemate has in their gut, after a period of time, it’s loitering in your own gut too and vice versa. I realize this is a pretty shitty subject, but inquiring minds want to know the answers to these vital questions! I have been thinking about this subject a long time as my mind is in the gutter, but I always put off writing it as writer’s block made me mentally constipated. Finally I told myself, “Hey, shit or get off the pot!” And so here is your article!

Why Would Anyone Do This?

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xRm7OKH844] What the Hell is wrong with this chick, Veronica Moser, the famous Austrian scat star? She’s been eating shit on camera for a good 18 years now. Why? And why doesn’t she get sick? She’s eaten the shit of a lot of people over her career. And she really eats it too, no fakery. She also puts it in her pussy, and that has to be a terrible idea. How does she get away with doing that? I don’t think this is something I want to try, to be honest. Why do people eat shit? I don’t get it.

Most Fucked Up Videos on the Internet

Other than the ones we used to host here (And who know, maybe you can still find them here?) there are lots of really messed up videos on the Net these days. Apparently they are all legal. Not talking about the child porn stuff. Of course that’s messed up, and sure it’s illegal. Sorry, but I can’t give you any links to that stuff. Go ask Pedobear and Google and maybe you will get lucky. There’s been a big debate lately over crush videos, including an extensive Supreme Court debate. These are some really messed up videos of small animals getting killed by women wearing high heels. The women talk like dominatrixes while they crush the animals with their high heels. I’m not sure what animals are killed, but the most notorious ones feature kittens and I guess puppies. I saw part of one featuring an apparent Japanese women crushing to death a kitten with her high heels. I saw the start of it and then turned it off. I don’t want to see a kitten getting crushed. The Japanese woman that was marketing those was reportedly hunted down and beaten to death by an animal rights group, but that may just be an urban legend. Anyway, I hope she did get crushed to death by some humans. Plus, I hope the videotaped it so we can put it up on the Net and watch this sick bitch getting stomped to death. So, crush videos are messed up. They are made for males, males who are sexually twisted. There are a bunch of these idiots out there, guys who get off on crush videos. Curiously, most of them identify with the animals getting crushed, and they have a fantasy about getting crushed by a dominatrix. I kinda feel sorry for these guys, because I have counseled some males who were stuck sexually in weird fetishes, and they could not seem to get outside of them. Anyway, I think videos of bitches crushing kittens and puppies to death with high heels should be banned. That’s just messed up. If she’s already in prison, I guess we can release the video as evidence of a crime (and therefore documenting reality), but otherwise, the idea that people are killing animals for profit and kicks makes me ill. Ban it the same way we ban child porn. Snuff videos are illegal, even though they don’t even exist. What about videos of real folks getting killed. No one seems to know, but it seems that they are legal. It’s often a crime, and the victim is dead anyway. If it’s a crime, it ought to be legal under Documenting Reality Theory (that’s a legal theory I just made up). It’s evidence of a crime, and LE needs to get the perpetrators. If they’ve already been dealt with, then it’s just history, and ought to be legal. There is a question of whether death videos cause copycat killings. I don’t have the faintest idea and a part of me doesn’t care. I’m sure sociopaths can’t get enough horror films. Concerning videos not featured on this site, we have Hatchet Versus Genitals, which I have not seen. I guess it is some idiot chopping his dick off. There is a video out called BME Pain Olympics featuring a bunch of idiots mutilating their dicks, chopping them off and whatnot. It’s supposedly fake, but there are apparently real idiots who actually do such things. It’s almost always a guy. I have no idea why a guy would want to commit violence on his dick, much less cut it off. Perhaps commenters can enlighten me. 1 Man 1 Screwdriver is one of the latest shock vids. I never uploaded it since WordPress does not allow porn videos. This moron from Russia sticks a screwdriver in his urethra, and slowly slides it out again. His dick starts bleeding afterward, and there is blood on the screwdriver. I have not seen the video. Guys sticking things in their urethras is pretty common. Arthur Kinsey used to like to do this. I think it sounds like a pretty hazy thing to do. I’m 51, and my dick is sort of marginal these days anyway, so I see no reason why I should mess around and make it permanently F-4. Kids in a Sandbox features a guy and a woman naked in bed. She shoves a dildo in the guy’s urethra. It somehow goes into his urethra. She pulls it out, and his dick looks like it is split in half. I don’t understand how morons do this to their dicks without suffering permanent damage. The guy and the woman are laughing and carrying on the whole time the guy’s dick is getting mangled. 1 Guy 1 Jar is another recent sensation, done by the same Russian moron who shoved the screwdriver up his dick. This idiot, about 40 years old, married, with kids, working at a good job, likes to shove huge things up his ass, even though he is straight. It’s true that guys that stick stuff up their asses are not necessarily queer. Usually they are, but not always. Anyway, this idiot likes to stick jars up his ass for some dumb reason. In 1 Guy 1 Jar he sticks a jar up his ass. After a while you hearing a cracking sound. He stand up and starts pulling shards of glass out his ass, and blood starts coming out of his ass onto the floor. Soon we have a nice little pool of blood on the floor filled with glass shards. I have not seen the video, but I saw a few stills of it. The guys claims he got almost all the glass out, and he is still sticking jars up his ass. His wife does not know about his habit. One of the most recent ones is 1 Guy 1 Dolphin. I have not seen it yet. This idiot queer or whatever he is sucks a male dolphin’s cock. How he gets the dolphin to do this, I have no idea. Well this continues until the dolphin cums in his mouth. People are saying that this video is “the end of the Internet.” The spate of shock videos seems to be egging psychos and morons on to make more and more extreme psycho and idiot videos and upload them onto the Net. There is supposedly a necrophilia video that just came out of some guy having sex with a woman’s corpse and making jokes while he is doing it. I have not seen it and don’t know any details on it. There are videos out of idiots flashing their cocks at women and girls as they drive by in cars. I have seen a bit of those videos. That’s pretty disturbing behavior all right. We are dealing with a crime here and I don’t know if this crap should be legal or what. Mr. Hands is famous. Some queer and his twisted queer buddies were into getting fucked by horses. The guy lived in Enumclaw, Washington. In the video, the idiot gets fucked in the ass by a horse. They pull the horse’s cock out at the last minute and the horse ejaculates. Although the idiot apparently did not die in the making of this video, he did apparently die in a later horse-fucking video. The horse’s cock ruptured the idiot’s anus and he died of peritonitis or something in the hospital. I’m actually glad that this moron died. There are also lots of scat videos, which feature idiots shitting on each other, idiots shitting into other idiots mouths who then eat the shit, idiots smearing shit all over themselves, etc etc. The shitty possibilities are endless. Often the people start vomiting in the course of the video, and of course, in that case, the only logical thing to do is to puke in the other person’s mouth, right? The most famous of those is 2 Girls 1 Cup, which I have seen. It’s supposedly fake, done with chocolate ice cream, though I don’t see how. 2 Girls 1 Finger is actually way worse, along the same lines. 1 Priest 1 Nun is similar. I don’t generally watch anymore of those scat videos because if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. If you think this website is valuable to you, please consider a contribution to support the continuation of the site.

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