Meet the Geeps

Say hello to the geeps.
Say hello to the geeps.

That my friends is a geep. No, not a gape you perverts. And no, not a geek, you STEM types.

So what’s a geep? A geep is what happens once in a while when a sheep fucks a goat. Every once in a while when there is some inter-species sex like this, one of these geep things gets born. A geep is simply a cross between a sheep and a goat.

On another note, it seems rams will screw anything. Ewes, other rams, she-goats, you name it. I guess rams just like to get down.

What's Dumber?

What’s dumber than reading a book about a pet goat while your nation is suffering the worst terrorist attack in its history?

George Bush, as commander in chief, defends his nation from its worst terror attack in history by reading an upside down 5th grader's book about goats. Profiles in courage!
George Bush, as commander in chief, defends his nation from its worst terror attack in history by reading an upside down 5th grader's book about goats. Profiles in courage!

Reading it upside down while either pretending you know how to read upside down, or not caring that the book is upside down, or not knowing the difference, or whatever.