Alt Left: Humor As a Way of Dissipating Homosexual Feelings in Straight Men

Polar Bear: Being called gay, faggot, etc. often means nothing. It’s how Mexican guys say hola.

Sure. “Hey fag, what’s up?” We used to greet each other like that. I’d see a couple of my friends together and walk up to them say loudly great them with hearty cheer like long lost relatives, “Hey! What are you fags up to?” This always served to produce a lot of good laughter.

I was reading a story about two White guys in prison for selling LSD. They were basically good people as most such criminals are. They’re low in sociopathy. They just got caught doing something society doesn’t like is all.

One inmate came into another inmate’s cell. The first thing he said was, “Hey fag, what’s up?”

I thought about that and noted that that was the perfect greeting. Both of those guys are trying to stay straight in an environment where opportunistic homosexuality is everywhere. They’re also trying to stay masculine, to stay men. When straight men call each other fags in jest, it’s like rocket fuel to their masculinity. It makes you want to sit up straight. It hardens your body and sculpts your face like stone.

There’s no doubt a lot of what you might call “homosexual tension” in a place like prison or even perhaps a Navy ship. Men have sexual energy churning inside of them all the time, demanding a release. It wants to go somewhere.

I’ve recently thought that sexual energy always wants to go outside of the body and do what I call “attach itself to objects.” It’s always seeking some object to attach to. If there are women around, that’s nice for straight men’s sexual energy because the sexual energy attaches to them quite nicely. But if straight men are deprived of female objects to attach their sex energy to, their energy is going to wander around like a radio signal looking for a tower and not finding one. What does the signal do? It keeps wandering forever.

Lately I’m thinking that if there are no preferred female objects to attach to, straight male sexual energy will attach itself to the next best thing, male objects, perhaps in particular a pretty or effeminate man who looks and acts like a woman. Perhaps it may attach itself to a female child. Obviously it easily attaches itself to pornography; in fact, the attachment is almost too strong, like an addiction. Perhaps it might attach itself to an animal. I believe that 15% of boys raised on farms end up having sex with some animal by age 18.

So if you are in a prison, your straight sex energy will be floating around all the time, looking for a signal (a female) to attach itself to. Not finding one, it will have a tendency to try to attach to whichever other human objects are around, in this case a bunch of men. It matters not that this straight man is not attracted to men. It’s more a matter of his sex energy trying to attach to any suitable object around.

So there will be in the minds of many incarcerated men a tendency on the part of his sex energy to try to attach to the men around him. “Go ahead and do it,” the energy is telling him. “We have to do it with someone! Come on!” Many straight man, like the two men doing time for dealing acid above, try to resist this but this causes a lot of dissonance and tension. A good way to relieve this homosexual tension is by calling each other faggots. It takes the pressure away, like lifting a boiling kettle off a stove.

Also it keeps straight men straight. I had one group of friends who all considered homosexuality to be absolutely ridiculous and were always teasing each other on these grounds. It was all good fun and games until one day I realized that I could never have gay sex even one time because these guys had made it the stupidest, lamest, most asinine and unthinkably ridiculous behavior on Earth. Do it one time and you will be a laughingstock for the rest of your life.

I never really wanted to do it anyway as men turn me on 0%, but I used to think about it, and I think all straight men think about this at some point. “Could I ever have sex with a guy? Could I ever do it with a guy? Could I ever have gay sex?” Then they try to imagine it and see what comes up in their minds.

Frankly, if you offered me a gun and said, “Have sex with that man over there or I pull the trigger,” I’d say, “Shoot me.” I’ve now met 5-10 straight men who told me the same thing. They’d prefer to die rather than have gay sex. People fail to release the extreme revulsion straight men feel towards this type of sex. A recent study found that straight men showed more indications of revulsion to gay sex movies than to videos of live maggots. Gay sex is worse than maggots! That’s pretty bad.

You say, “Well, only gay men have gay sex,” But that’s not true. Throughout my life, I’ve met and known a number of basically straight men who hinted that they had had gay sex or simply came right out and admitted it. They were often handsome men, horndogs with high sex drives. One friend was a merchant marine. “Yeah, we had a fag on our ship. He liked to suck men’s cocks. I guess you could say he sucked a lot of cocks on that ship.” This shows straight men’s extreme capacity for gay sex, especially if they get to play the male role because apparently many to most of the straight sailors on that ship, including apparently my friend, let this gay men suck their cocks to relieve them of their sexual tension.

Straight men have a tremendous capacity for this behavior, even if they are turned on by men not at all or at most only a little bit. From the time he is an adolescent, a straight boy hears about other straight guys he knows, perhaps even his friends, engaging in this nonsense. A recent study found that 25% of males had engaged in homosexual behavior before 18.  93% of men are maximally attracted to women, so the vast majority of these men were basically straight.

Homosexual behavior among straight men is as common as grains of sand on a beach. In early adulthood, I saw idiotic straight men, including some pretty good friends of mine, doing this garbage quite a few times, typically when there weren’t any women around. They even tried to rope me in on it and threatened to beat me up if I wouldn’t join in the faggy fun and games! I was propositioned for gay sex by a few of my very best friends, too. I simply pretended that I didn’t hear them say that. I’m still not sure why they did that.

I figure most women have probably considered lesbianism too. Thinking “Could I do it with a woman?” and then trying it out in their imagination and see where it goes is probably a ubiquitous experience for women. The woman who have never done it have simply tried it out in their heads

 

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2 thoughts on “Alt Left: Humor As a Way of Dissipating Homosexual Feelings in Straight Men”

  1. I just wanted to mention that this post is funny because we do this in my country. Here in Venezuela, marico (fag) can be used in some of their contexts as dude. Such as “Epa marico!” (“Hey fag!”) as a casual salute between friends.

    By the way, what are your thoughts on Afghanistan? Everybody on either side pretty much says that is a chaotic situation that is neither good or bad (putting the interests of West or East in this assumption).

    Mario Silva in his La Hojilla podcast shows shares a perspective on this. He’s skeptical of them, sharing a few points. The way the Taliban finds entire crates of high quality (M-16) weaponry, the Afghan government soldiers seem to desert without putting up a fight, and the USA not giving some sort of help with their soldiers or air force is too much of a coincidence. The whole thing would be seems to be somewhat coordinated thing between the USA, Taliban, and Afghan government functionaries.

    He discusses this in a few videos. Afghanistan is in a very important strategic location, bordering China (with their Xinjiang problem), Iran, Pakistan (ally of USA), and close to Russia. Since USA is leaving Afghanistan, leaving Iran, and losing in Syria, they are leaving a “time bomb” in the region with Afghan Taliban as a way to destabilize the region and harm those countries.

  2. Plus, how did it come to be that the English (British) come to say “do you have a fag”? meaning a cigarette. As a student of language Rob, do you know how that came about?

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