I’ve always wondered how many of my girlfriends who insisted that they loved for all the world to my face really talked about me behind my back. One woman who loved me more than any woman ever had later turned into the worst enemy I’ve ever had. Because that’s how it works.
She, Woman #1, got together with another ex, Woman #2. Well, I was cheating on her with Woman #2 at the time. Why? Because I’m an egotistical dick who likes to have two girlfriends at once! Problem is when you do that, after a while, both girlfriends find out about the other one, and they both dump you. Then they become best friends and sit around talking about what a shit you are. Because of course. Anyway, Woman #1 congratulated Woman #2 for dumping me.
“Congratulations! You just broke up with the worst man on Earth!”
I don’t know if it’s my bad boy genes or not, but I’ve always considered that a compliment.
I even brag to new women I date that a former girlfriend told me I was the worst man on Earth and I considered it a compliment. How do they act? Just as you would expect! They think it’s funny, start giggling, and a lot of times they start acting a lot hornier. And they mention it later, more than once too, and they always giggle when they say it.
Women love assholes. That’s why they’re always getting involved with abusive men. Because, duh. They deliberately seek them out and then act surprised when abusive men act, duh, abusive! Sometimes I think the entire female gender deserves a Darwin Award. I swear they’re their own worst enemies. The nice thing is that as they get over, they manage to overcome a lot of this silliness.
They act this way when they’re young because that’s what their Cavewoman Genes tells them to act. As they get older, women figure out that their emotions, and hence their Cavewoman Genes, are lying to them half the time. And they learn to think their way past their emotions. Older women are still women, but they’re way less crazy, far more sensible, and a lot more wise. You thought that was impossible, right? Well, women may be nutty, but they’re still humans. Live and learn is the way of the world, for people as well as for every other intelligent critter out there.