I get a list of search word and phrases that people used to find my site. They’re mostly pretty normal, centering around the Delphi Murders, Chechclear (Have you seen it yet?), and “Is Mitch McConnell gay?” Yes, he is, very much so.
But every now and then, I get something really weird. The other day someone somehow landed on my site after searching for “Dick won’t fit in Dominican Republican pussy.”
Ok, that’s really weird. I wasn’t aware this was a concern for some men, but perhaps it is. At any rate, the problem has never been discussed, so it can’t be too serious. What’s odd is I have never written about such a thing. Not even Dominican Republicans. Are there even any? Never written about Dominican pussy, nor am I familiar with it, but I’m always open to new opportunities in life. And what on Earth might be so important about “Dominican Republican pussy” (assuming it even exists), and why it should be tighter than a Pismo clam is simply beyond me.