Non-Whites and Especially Black People: Please Best Us, Show Us Up, Beat Us, Cause Us to Lose While You Win, and Culturally Appropriate Our White Asses All You Want
I don’t care how many Black people in this country want to start acting like White people. Y’all are free to act like us all you want. I won’t scream cultural appropriation. And it won’t worry me if you are spending more time with us.
Hence I would like to officially encourage as many Blacks in America as possible to talk, act, walk, and drive like Whites as much as we do or even moreso for that matter.
Try to best us. And do it all to get back at us.
Get back at our cracker asses by getting an advanced degree and besting your White peers. Please keep using and stealing our achievements. Even better, take our achievements and products and make them better. All just to show us up and get back at us. Beat us. Outcompete us. Buy a bigger home than ours. Get a better job than we have. Make more money than our lazy asses do. Raise your kids better than we do to our rugrats.
And do it all to get us back for all the shitty racist stuff we peckerheads subjected you to.