1. Being a flasher and/or voyeur. Long story but I was innocent of both. I was only guilty of doing something real stupid. The two detectives were furious that I insisted on my innocence and threatened to beat a confession out of me.
“If you don’t quit saying you’re innocent, we’re going to beat the shit out of you.”
I already hated cops but I started hating them a lot more after that incident.
2. Fifty different people turned me in to the police for the sadistic rape/murder/mutilations of two young teenage girls because I wrote articles about the case. You know, “If you write about it, that means you did it.” A detective actually interviewed me about this bullshit. I swear people are retarded.
3. The same people turned me in ~50 times to police as a “pedophile” (not a crime) saying I had child porn on my drive (I don’t) because I wrote that it is perfectly normal for grown men to be sexually aroused by teenage girls, a fact that has been proven in every study of the matter ever done. There was no investigation. Also when I moved into a new apartment I was told that everyone in the place thought I was a sex criminal or predator because I was older, not married, and living alone. I was even reported to the police. I swear people are retarded.
4. I was also accused of having sexual fantasies of rape, murder, and mutilation of young teenage girls because I wrote about details of the case. Obviously if I wrote about it then that meant I liked it. For the record, I don’t have fantasies like that. I don’t care if you do but it’s not my bag. I swear people are retarded.
5. Been accused of being gay many times although I’m 100% straight. I Also accused of having gay sex with many of my friends when I had sex with none of them. Those are both very bad things to say about me. For the record, I’m 100% straight. Homophobes suck.
6. Accused of having excessive attachment to my mother. No idea why but maybe related to the above. For the record, I’m not a momma’s boy. I hate Momma’s boys. Homophobes suck.
7. Was banned from a Starbucks for “harassment” for the crime of talking to human beings. I talk to everyone, including young women. I never talked sexually to any of them. But it’s “harassment” nowadays to open a conversation with a woman who doesn’t want to talk to you even if she never lets you know. For the record, I was staring conversations with young women about completely innocent matters like the weather. Never once did I get sexual with any of them. I swear SJW’s and feminists are scum.
8. Fired from a bartenders job for stealing money from the restaurant safe. For the record, I never stole any money. I didn’t even know where the safe was or even if there was one. I swear people are retarded.
9. Accused by SJW retards of being racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, conservative, reactionary, Republican, Rightist, fascist, and Nazi more times than I can count. For the record, I’m not any of those things in my opinion.