Repost: Caucasian Nationalism – A New Movement

Ha ha, this old post is so worth a repost. It was published 5 1/2 years ago! As you can see, it is totally not serious at all. The whole post is a big joke, written with my tongue firmly in my cheek. Have fun, boyos.

I just created this movement because no one else did. I did it because it is so dumb I do not expect anyone to join. It’s called Caucasian Nationalism.

I figure if you are going to be a racist, you may as well hate the fewest number of people possible.

I don’t have a breakdown on the population of humanity by race, but being a Caucasian Nationalist will possibly allow you to love as many as 1/3 of all humans as brothers. You won’t like the other 2/3, but most of them have big lips or squinty eyes anyway, so why would you want to like them in the first place?

Compare this to Nordicists who hate anyone not a Viking, Arab nationalists who hate the 9

I advocate for the cause of all Caucasians everywhere, including Jews, Indians, Berbers, Arabs, Iranians, Egyptians, Afghans, Bangladeshis, Pakistanis, Tajiks, and Uzbeks. You need to be over 5

If you have less than 5

For the Asians, we will just fuck their women and take over their laundromats, and if the men object, we won’t care about these inscrutable yellow girly-men because they are skinny, wimpy, nearsighted, and weak, and we will kick their asses. If they try to defend themselves with martial arts, we will just respond with firearms.

For the Aborigines, Papuans, Melanesians, Polynesians and Micronesians, there is not much to do. They all live on islands, and Caucasians mostly don’t dig islands. Abos are pretty much history anyway, so no worries. Polynesians will be offered jobs playing steel guitar and dancing in our tiki restaurants.

Melanesians and Micronesians barely exist to us, and are too messed up to attack us, so we will let them catch rays on their beaches and leave us alone. No one even knows what a Papuan is.

For American Indians, if they are 5

If they ever get uppity and ornery, we will just mass-ship alcohol into their regions and get them all drunk like we did to the Chinese in the Opium War.

US Blacks will need to supply proof of at least 5

Mestizos will need to submit applications to see whether or not they are over 5

We beat ’em many times in the past, and it was usually a 15-0 wipe-out on our side. They barely got to third base. They will never get off the couch to rise again, and most are too overweight to do so anyway.

We don’t regard Amerindians, even with White admixture, as a serious threat to us. That they are considered a threat to entire nations is one of today’s best jokes. If they ever really rise up like Sendero, we will have to deal. Watchful waiting.

At first I thought that this was a brand-new movement, but unfortunately, one of the most horrible people on Earth, Alex Linder of Vanguard News Network, supports it too (although he wishes to excise all Jews and kill them). I’m a horrible person too, but I suspect that Linder has crossed the boundary of horribleness.

When I read that he was a pan-Caucasianist (except for the Jews), I had to respect him, or at least .000

There is a very serious problem with Caucasian Nationalism. First of all, many of these folks will refuse to admit to being Caucasian. Others insist they are White, but no one else will believe them.

Tell a Malian they are White, and they will hug you and agree, but no one else will think they are. Jews truly despise the idea of being White, but they hate shvartzes even more, and Jews are certainly not Chinese.

Tell a Moroccan he is White, and he will embrace you, pack a bowl of hash for you in the waterpipe, invite you to marry his cousin, and start shouting about how the Berbers were the original humans. Tell a Pashtun he is White, and he will run up to you, kiss you on the cheek, invite you in for tea in the men’s room, and regale you with tales of being the original Aryans.

The real problem here is not one of identity; it’s more that so many of our Caucasian tribes hate each other so much they will never get together to join the movement, much less have each other over for tea. At the moment, many of them are busy massacring each other. This time-honored tradition is expected to continue into the foreseeable future.

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10 thoughts on “Repost: Caucasian Nationalism – A New Movement”

  1. Caucasian nationalism

    I think the technically correct term would be Caucasoid nationalism.

    Not everyone likes the word Caucasian/Caucasoid, so we can go with the Übermensch term Aryan nationalism, according to the racial classification system given by Max Müller, Johann Friedrich Blumenbach, Carleton Coon, and so forth.

    Such a “brotherhood” won’t work. For the last 5,000 years, it’s mostly been the Aryans genociding each other in record numbers even before the Blacks and Yellows got in the way.

    The Indo-Aryans came down the Steppes and completely pillaged the entire subcontinent, driving the natives to the extreme south. Then they fought each other for the next 3,000 years and are still at it.

  2. Loyalty counts for something. I accept racially-questionable Brazilians who identify as White. Asians are a model minority mostly positive for White society. The big Jews’ template is anti-White. Keep them in the background in delis and bagel joints.

  3. You won’t like the other 2/3, but most of them have big lips or squinty eyes anyway, so why would you want to like them in the first place?

    That’s the comment of the year! πŸ˜†

    1. Yes. But that includes Iranians, Tajiks, Arabs, the people of the Caucasus, Afghans, Pakistanis, Northwestern Indians, etc.

      1. Wouldn’t that include most mestizos since native Americans have 1/3 West Eurasian ancestry. Mestizos basically have West Eurasian ancestry from both their european side as well as their native American one. I guess it would depend on each individual mestizo.

        1. Well, down in Latin America, you are White if you are 75-85% White, so I would say that any Mestizos who are in that category would be White. Really, I would say that any mestizo with a mostly-White phenotype is pretty much White.

          Anymore than that though and we are getting into mixed race people like you have in the Stans. They’re not really members of any race. There are some people like that up in the Urals too and over in Siberia. They’re so mixed that it’s hard to tell if they are White or Asian.

          In the West (the Urals) they look a lot more White, but they are funny Whites. Over towards Siberia, they are a lot more Asiatic, but you can still see a lot of White in them. Uyghurs and people like that would be judged on an individual basis. If they look mostly White, they’re White. If they look mostly Asian, they’re Asian. And if they’re totally mixed in, they are just mixed-race.

        2. For sure, most Argentines, Chileans, and Southern Brazilians are definitely White, that’s for sure. And a lot of the Latin American upper class is absolutely White.

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    https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/28/opinions/sanders-versus-trump-disaster-dent/index.html

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    I think they have it down to a pat. What do you guys think?

    I, for one, can’t wait for the world to burn down. Trump versus Sanders might be the ultimate showdown we’re be looking for before Armageddon.

    One thing I like about Sanders he has very little patience with Normies while he claims to represent them. Three Cheers, Bernie.

    Down with Billionaires. Down with all the filthy rich people, the have not’s are going to vote for Bernie. He will invoke a real class war globally.

    I wish I could influence US elections like Russia did.

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