Alt Left: None of Us Are Dindus: Ronald Biggs and the Sex Pistols, “No One Is Innocent”

I was thinking about Mithridates’ response to the Chmielnicki thread, which tragically implied that most if not all of the Jews killed in the peasant revolts of Eastern Europe pretty much had it coming for acting as tax farmers for the nobles and hence perfectly appropriate targets for an peasant revolt against feudalism. Sure, leave the Jewish women, kids, and old men out of it – except who ever does that in a war, especially 350 years go.

Anyway this made me feel very bad. Those Jews were killed in terrible ways and all my life I’ve been told that the Jews of Europe were dindus who dindu nuffin and just got picked on by mean Gentile antisemite Nazis. Turns out a lot of them asked for their own brutal fate. But that doesn’t make me happy. It makes me so sad. I don’t know but it just does.

And the first thing I thought is fuck this dindu crap. Fuck this we dindu nuffin shit.

What I mean by screw this dindu crap is: Goddamn it, none of us are dindus! You know how many of us dindu nuffins! Zero fucking percent, that’s how many!

Which reminds me of a song by the Sex Pistols. A man named Ronald Biggs helped participate in the Great Train Robbery in the UK in 1964. He hightailed it to Brazil. Brazil has no extradition treaty with the UK, so he’s been living it up down there laughing at the world and giving us all the finger the whole time. Well, good on him. I might do the same.

The Great Train Robbery? They stole lots and lots of money, so good on them. They became something of these Robin Hood type folk criminals, though if you research the case, they’re just dirty psychopaths and criminal scums as you might expect.

And though I wanted to love the romantic story myself because I’m kind of an asshole who hates all authority figures, when I read about it, I thought again. A man defending the money stash on the train was not killed, but he was very badly hurt. Maybe for a long time. Well, screw that. I’m not going to cheer on the Great Train Robbery anymore, thank you very much.

Also I read up on Biggs’ life down in Brazil, and of course, being a psychopath, he lived the typical life of a total psychopath down there in Brazil. Duh. And keep in mind this is Brazil, where psychopathy is virtually normal. He acted real bad down there, got into constant trouble, and was basically a huge dick. Which logically follows of course from him being a psychopath. Because, you know, psychopaths gotta psycho. It’s what they do.

Well, the Sex Pistols, after the first album, decided, just to be total assholes, which we already knew they were anyway, to go down to Brazil and record a song with Ronald Biggs. Biggs recorded a song with them called “No One Is Innocent.” Which is the fitting coda to this silly blog post in which I point out that none of us are dindus, even though we all think we are:

Fuck it, man! No one is innocent! We’re all guilty, dammit!

Which is awful damn Christian, now that you think about it, no?

God save the sex pistols they’re a bunch of wholesome blokes They just like wearing filthy clothes and swapping filthy jokes God save television keep the programs pure God save William Grundy from falling in manure

Ronnie Biggs was doing time until he done a bunk Now he says he’s seen the light and he sold his soul to punk

God save Martin Boorman and Nazis on the run They wasn’t being wicked God that was their idea of fun God save Myra Hindley God save Ian Brady Even though he’s horrible and she ain’t what you call a lady

Ronnie Biggs was doing time until he done a bunk Now he says he’s seen the light and he sold his soul to punk Ronnie Biggs was doing time until he done a bunk Now he says he’s seen the light and he sold his soul to punk

God save politicians God save our friends the pigs God save Idi Amin and god save Ronald Biggs God save all us sinners God save your blackest sheep God save the good Samaritan and God save the worthless creep

Ronnie Biggs was doing time until he done a bunk Now he says he’s seen the light and he sold his soul to punk Ronnie Biggs was doing time until he done a bunk Now he says he’s seen the light and he sold his soul to punk Sold his soul Sold his soul Sold his soul to punk

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One thought on “Alt Left: None of Us Are Dindus: Ronald Biggs and the Sex Pistols, “No One Is Innocent””

    1. Jews might be on the bottom of my list, but they don’t deserve death.

      Germans don’t deserve death.

      WWII was a murder mill on all fronts.

      Gays don’t deserve to be thrown from rooftops.

      WN Bullies in TN don’t deserve genocide.

      Our ideologies are not more precious than human life.

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