Anyway, after the 45 Grave show in downtown LA in 1983, we were all walking to this hip cafe in Little Tokyo where all the punks, musicians and other maniacs hung out. It was very late at night. I look on either side of me, and there’s a young woman. For some reason I think it’s ok and I put my arms around both of them at once. On cue, they both smile and giggle, accept the embraces and move closer to me. Not a word was said. None needed to be said.
Cool! Now I have two women at once! Yeah! We go to this cafe and start ordering food. It’s me and two young women. One is 18 and not attractive, the other, not sure, a few years older and she looks damn good. They live in East LA. Young woman is White, the other assimilated Hispanic.
We are sitting there eating this Oriental food and the cute one starts making all these weird comments,
“What do you like to eat?…Flesh?…People?…”
I would respond and she would get mad and basically call me a pervert. Women do this constantly. They make blatant passes at you and when you respond, they call you a pervert. Ignore it. It’s just a woman being crazy as usual. Female sexuality is all tied up in love and hate. That is, they often hate the men they love.
If you are seducing her, that makes her angry because you broke down her defenses and convinced her to have sex with you like a slut when she wanted to be a good girl. Anyway pay no attention to women when they do this crap. Most do it and it’s just nonsense. Don’t let it hurt your feelings and make you feel guilty.
She’s mad.
“You’re…being…insinuating…”
“Damn right I am baby..”
She goes on…
“So…wanna have a threeway? Wanna fuck both of us…”
“Hell yeah!”
This guy at the next booth leans over and looks at me like, “I can’t believe these women are asking this guy to do a threeway with him!”
She backtracks on it later on. Women do this all the time. They say they want sex and then they backtrack on it. What do you think #metoo crap is all about. Men get frustrated with this bullshit and just attack them.
I keep pressing her for the threeway.
Her eyes get this wild wide eyed look with huge, crazy looking, insane person eyes. Guys! When women get like this, it means you are making them horny as Hell, like horny beyond all control. She’s losing control of herself. And yeah when women get horny, they often act like they are going insane, exactly.
“Get me some drugs and I’ll do it!…Get me some coke…or some speed.”
She’s on the phone to a dealer at 1 AM. No one home. I’m giving them both a ride home. I have no idea how they got here.
The ride home gets really weird. The unattractive one starts bailing out of the plan, screaming:
“I’m a lesbian! I’m a lesbian!”
Her friend keeps saying,
“No you’re not. Don’t say that shit. Shut up. You just need a kind, gentle man to break you in so you lose your virginity.”
The other one keeps screaming,
“I’m a lesbian! I’m a lesbian!”
at the top of her lungs. The other one keeps screaming,
“No you’re not! Shut up!”
at the top of her lungs.
I’m trying not to lose control over the wheel and I’m thinking,
“Jesus Christ my life is insane!”
We get to their house and the exit is crazy and wild. Somehow I get into the house even though they half act like they don’t want me in. I just laugh and barge in anyway and turn around with this million dollar smile that says,
“What you gonna do about it, ladies?”
You have to do arrogant, aggressive, assholey stuff like this with women. Not so much assholey as funny assholey. I’m not sure if women love assholes, but a lot of them definitely like funny assholes. A lot of men like them too for some reason.
Somehow later on that night I end up having sex with both of them, more or less, at once and separately, all mixed in and mixed up. Even the “lesbian.” Turned out she liked it a lot more than she thought.
At 3 AM I am driving home and laughing.
“Jesus Christ my life is insane!”