The Sissy Left leftwing radio station I listed to has some “male” announcer who was talking about problems with Biden’s candidacy with some other leftwing wuss. “Yes we are hearing a lot of things about Joe Biden now. It’s not looking good. He touches women!” That was the first I heard of this stupid BS. And I thought WTF. Listen to what this leftwing girly station just said! They said Biden is having a real big problem with his candidacy because he touches women!
That’s literally what they said. Who cares what they meant? What’s the message that’s getting sent? It’s the simple age old feminist message that touching women is wrong and evil. Not only that but mainstream feminism has always held that touching women (ie sexual harassment) is a form of aggression and violence!
Joe Biden puts his hands on your shoulders, and that’s violence! Damn! Did she have to go to the emergency room? I sure hope she didn’t get hurt too bad! Can you imagine that? Putting your hands on a woman’s shoulders? What an evil misogynistic psycho! That’s almost as bad as Ted Bundy!
Think about it again. What’s the message?
Touching women is evil. Men who touch women are evil sexist misogynist abusers who must be fired from their jobs and have their careers destroyed.
You think that sounds nuts? It is, but that is exactly what they said, right? And that’s been the message of #metoo all along. Touching women is evil. Kissing women is rape. Making a pass at a woman is assault. Asking a woman for her phone number is sexual misconduct.
Solution? Easy. Quit touching women. Quit kissing women. Quit making those evil passes at women. Quit abusing them by asking them for their numbers, for Chrissake! That’s so gross and creepy!
I am proud to say that the Alt Left is one of the only political movements to take a stand against this folly. Both political parties are completely cucked. The men are all sissies and the women are all feminist harridans. We on the Alt Left are absolutely, resolutely pro-sex!
When both the Left and the Right have taken up sissiness and Puritanism, we are the movement for real men and real women, for free love, for doing it in the streets! We are the movement against all forms of Puritanism, Victorianism, censoriousness, Comstockery, sex-hatred, repression, and priggishness.
The Alt Left supports men touching women! Hell yeah! Do it all you want or can get away with lol. The Alt Left supports men kissing women! We love that. Do it all the time if you can get away with it.
We support asking women on dates and for their numbers! Go for it! Don’t be a pussy. Ask them out, boys! We support making passes and sexual advances, both wanted and unwanted. Go for it! Flirt away!
The Alt Left is the movement that values heterosexual flirting above most other things in life. If she doesn’t like it or tells you to stop, you need to stop now or soon. As long as you do that, there’s no such thing as sexual harassment, and #metoo doesn’t exist.
There’s nothing wrong with making women uncomfortable! The Alt Left fully supports the right of men to make women uncomfortable, and the other way around for that matter! You are going to make people uncomfortable in life. It can’t be avoided.
Love sex and getting tired of all this petty, bitchy, girly, fussy, sexually uptight repressive Victorian bullshit? Tired of both the Sex-Hating Left and the Sex-Hating Right? Join the Alt Left! The only pro-sex movement remaining on the Left.