I often do this work all day long. It’s what I do. I also have some other income. I have a very small trust fund, and I work a bit on the side. However, my health prevents me from working full-time at a regular job, and that’s why you feel very sorry for me now, and you are going to contribute to my site out of the goodness of your heart.
Perhaps you worry that you are making me rich. In that case, I will tell you how much money I make so you won’t have to worry about that anymore. I live on about $14,000/yr. There is no need to go into details about why that is, but that’s the truth. Isn’t that awful? Doesn’t that make your heart bleed? Aren’t you starting to cry right now? See? That’s why you need to donate – because you feel sorry for me.
Most of you readers are freeloading pikers, and I know you feel terrible about that. In order to assuage your guilt, you need to contribute to the site because the fact that you don’t is very upsetting to your consciences and it is making it so you can’t sleep at night. I really want you to sleep well at night because I am a kind, compassionate, caring person, so therefore I say you should give me some money to cure you guilt-derived insomnia. See how that works?
Contributing is good for soul, body, and even skin. It will help build a strong body 12 different ways.
And you are contributing to the research that powers this blog with so many brilliant and scintillating topics that it will make your head spin. I mean, it’s not just highbrow, it’s beyond highbrow. And so are you.
How? Go to PayPal and navigate to my email:
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