Strip Clubs as Freak Shows

Why do men go to strip clubs?  They’re horny?  They’re desperate and can’t get women?  Well, I think it’s mainly cause – it’s just a freak show – exotic entertainment – as it’s called anyway.

I mean, where are you going to find a place with lots of women getting naked?   It isn’t going to happen!  Especially it’s not going to happen in western countries – where the price of prostitutes is thru the roof.

So some men – including @Robert Lindsay, complain about strippers being money-sucking whores – but, honestly, strip clubs are freak shows – and the price of this “Grand Illusion” is tips – and often – very money-draining ones.  It’s just what’s expected, though, I have sometimes went to strip clubs – and were treated (economically speaking) very decent by strippers.

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12 thoughts on “Strip Clubs as Freak Shows”

  1. I often end up visiting strip clubs with 1-2 other guys only after they insist. As I earlier said, I make great company for other dudes who’re too embarrassed to be seen in sleazy places.

    I must have been a pimp in a previous life. The neon lights, the cabarets, the skimpily-clad girls, the pole dances – all of it is a visual delight. Why would I ever spend anything in a strip club when I can enjoy so much for free? I keep my hands to myself, it doesn’t cost money to smile at the strippers. Although if they sit next to you, you have to buy them drinks.

    Apart from the drinks of course. Usually, my other male friends will pick the tab on my beer which I sip very slowly.

    The other male friends I am with are the ones who spend money, I don’t spend anything except on my own beverage. I can’t afford to. For the cost of a lap dance, you can have the company of two regular hookers for a whole night. I topped in Mathematics in my high school; 98/100.

    The strippers attack me like hyenas and I only hand them over my empty wallet, they’re like:

    1ST STRIPPER: “FUCK YOU. You’re the cheapest. Can’t even buy me a drink. What are you’re here for?”

    ME: “My friends. They’re the ones you should go to. Leave me alone. I am just escorting them, you see.”

    2ND STRIPPER “Please escort me. We like you baby, come.”

    Me: “Do you girls want cigarettes?”

    (I offer them one. They just grab the whole packet leaving me with exactly one cigarette. They search my pockets for other valuables. Handkerchief, loose coins, and whatever else they can find. Usually they never touch the phone. It’s called professional etiquette!)

    After they’re finished smoking with me, they leave quietly.

    In the mean time, my other male friends are having a wild party with the strippers. I LOVE WATCHING THEM spend a fortune in like minutes. They usually go for a “lap dance” because a “full service” costs an arm and a leg. But, they’re too drunk to care and can’t clear the tab. The bouncer escorts them to an ATM, I tag along with my friends so that the don’t get robbed or worse.

    This is become an all too familiar routine now. I still don’t understand the attraction of strip clubs. I’d rather visit a brothel.

    1. I have to mention I am not sure how strip clubs in America work. I guess they are even more expensive. A lap dance in a European city usually costs between 40 to 70 Euros, up to 100. Full service is 500 Euros. In Bangkok, it’s slightly cheaper. A lap dance will cost between US$30 to $50 and a full service – you have to pay a bar fine which can be almost $100. I HATE BAR FINES> Never paid that in my life.

      All the stripper anecdotes have been summarized based on direct experiences in European and SE Asian cities, and Uzbekistan.

          1. How do you get full service in a strip club? Go backstage?

            They have private/VIP lounges. They even call it VIP/elite service etc. Usually off the menu. You’re alone with the strippers in full privacy. Also, you get more time than 15 minutes, roughly 40~45 minutes or even more.

            I never tried it myself. It’s insanely expensive.

            Why bother with the lap dance when full service is only $100 – Sheesh!

            That’s Thailand/Vietnam prices only.

    2. Quote SHI:

      The other male friends I am with are the ones who spend money, I don’t spend anything except on my own beverage. I can’t afford to. For the cost of a lap dance, you can have the company of two regular hookers for a whole night. I topped in Mathematics in my high school; 98/100.

      Not a good idea to get on the “bad side” of strip clubs or even a “tips allowed” restaurant. Very BAD IDEA. The strippers, waitresses or whoever could always tell lies on you to get you kicked out. It wouldn’t be a pleasant experience to be hated even if not kicked out.

      1. Quote Jason:

        Not a good idea to get on the “bad side” of strip clubs – or even a “tips allowed” restaurant. Very BAD IDEA. Well, the strippers, waitresses – whoever could always tell lies on you to get you kicked out. Anyway, it wouldn’t be a pleasant experience – to be hated – even if not kicked out.

        Now that you brought it up, I’ve never been to the same strip club.
        😁 😂 🤣 😃 😄 😅 😆

        Yes, it can be dangerous. I tried taking pics of the pole dancer girls using my phone but was caught every single time. They let me off after a reprimand and deletion of pictures.

        Something about these sleazy places that turns me into a completely mischievous creature. I am not my regular self.

        But you’re right, it’s flirting with danger.

          1. I don’t know. My guess is cause of stalking. The women are afraid of stalkers.

            Other ideas?

            Well, if you could take pics, sure enough every guy coming in would take one! That would be a problem.

        1. Yes, it can be dangerous. I tried taking pics of the pole dancer girls using my phone but was caught every single time. They let me off after a reprimand and deletion of pictures.

          You might have been hit was a taser or worse! At the least, I’d expect a permanent banning.

          Now that you brought it up, I’ve never been to the same strip club.

          That’s why you’re still unharmed, lol.

          1. I don’t know. My guess is cause of stalking. The women are afraid of stalkers.

            Other ideas?

            It’s the stripper girls that hate it, their managers and bouncers were looking the other way. At least from my experience.

            I think it’s everything to do with money. If you want her pics, you pay her something, and ASK like a true gentleman.

            Everything is monetized about these establishments. They hate broke-ass clients like me. If you have the dough, all your sins are forgiven.

            From the stripper’s point of view, her train of thought is probably something like this: “Jerk wants a piece of me and I’m not getting paid. This will not stand. I am worth at least $___. How dare he bring down my rates?”

            They were really angry and pissed. If they could, they’d have murdered me on the spot.

  2. You might have been hit was a taser or worse!

    Tasers are relatively uncommon outside the USA. Even cops aren’t allowed to use them let alone private security.

    You only have bouncers to worry about if you get extra handsy with the girl. First, they give you a warning. If you still don’t behave, they politely ask you to leave. You only get your ass kicked if you strike them first. Even then, they have to use discretion and call the cops first.

    In my case, I never received any warnings from bouncers. It’s the girls that were about to kick my ass.

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