I have found that gay men consistently overestimate how willing straight men are to have gay sex.
They simply have no concept of how homophobic your average straight man is. Personally, I would rather eat a bullet than have sex with a man, and many of my straight friends have said the same thing. Gay men don’t understand the extreme revulsion straight men have for gay sex. It has to be seen to be believed.
Now the one homosexual act that many straight men in the West will engage in is receiving a blowjob, typically from a gay or heavily bisexual man. Just close your eyes and pretend it’s Seka, right? I had a few male friends who confessed to me in whispered tones that they had done this. Most of them seemed more than a bit ashamed about these acts.
But this follows on from what we know about how “homosexual” sex is practiced in much of the world, where only the man playing the female role in gay sex is considered to be gay, and the man playing the male role in gay sex is seen as being straight as a ruler. It’s like that in prison too.
I have a question for all these gay men who insist that all these straight men are longing to do sexual things with other guys.
How many of you gay guys want to eat pussy? I will tell you the answer. It’s 0%. My friend was a hair cutter, and you know that field is full of gay men, with up to 1/3 of hair cutters being gay men. He and I would be up in Hollywood in some gay hair cutter’s pad. There were 5-10 gay men there, and only my friend and I were straight.
He and I used to delight in teasing these gay guys by talking about having sex with women in gruesome detail. We would put our fists up to our mouths with only thumbs out and parted and then we would stick our tongues out, imitating cunnilingus.
“Oh yeah!” We would say in very loud voices. “Last night I was with this chick…oh man, the juicy red pussy, right in front of my face…!” And then we would make the licking action above.
Typically most if not all of the gay men there would get upset. They would jump up and start yelling at us, “Shut up! That’s gross! You’re making me sick! I think I’m going to puke! That’s disgusting.”
So gay men are disgusted by straight men’s sexual behavior, and straight men are disgusted with gay men’s sexual behavior.
I guess fair is fair then, right?