Fuck the South – I didn’t write this article – lol


Well, actually I would want to FUCK the SOUTH; it has HOT WOMEN – no joke!

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment? Who do you think those wig-wearing, lacy-shirt-sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

(above) Yeah, quite a bit of irony there!

Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate, you marriage-hyping dickwads? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: Nine of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? Ten out of 10 are fucking red-ass, we’re-so-fucking-moral states.

Hypocritical Christians are the reason.

The next dickwad who says, “It’s your money, not the government’s money” is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the 10 states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least… can you guess? That’s right, motherfucker, they’re red states. And 8 of the 10 states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy. They’re blue states. It’s not your money, assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: Buy your own fucking stop signs, asshole.

I don’t necessarily agree with what he’s saying here.  Well, a lot of democrat-voting blacks are in the south (In fact, the BLACK BELT); he left that out!  Well, sure there a lot of white welfare bums too, though – as in the north.

Please follow and like us:

One thought on “Fuck the South – I didn’t write this article – lol”

  1. In his book Redefining Southern Culture: Mind and Identity in the Modern South, James Cobb talks about the controversy over the Confederate flag, stating that even some liberal White southerners could be “testy” about it.

    For example, when asked by an argumentative northerner why the South needed a flag when the North doesn’t have one, even the affable Roy Blount Jr. wanted to respond, “That’s because the North isn’t a place…It’s just a direction out of the South.”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


Enjoy this blog? Please spread the word :)