Designated Shitting Streets, Coming to America Soon!

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Bobby Jindal, Nikki Haley and Abhay Patel (who the Hell is that?), street shitters all!

All of you fans of Indian Designated Shitting Streets pining for the same here in the US won’t be crying in your coffee long. A few supporters of Designated Shitting Streets have already made their way into US politics. Of course they are all Republicans. What do you expect? Indians want all of their poor to drop dead tomorrow, and Republicans want all of our poor to drop dead yesterday. A difference? Semantic quibbling!
Well, I am here to bear news of good hope for all of you who have been waiting anxiously all this time for the arrival of Designated Shitting Streets on our benighted shores. With the arrival of casteist reactionary Indian feudalists like Haley and Jindal into the American Dark Enlightenment/neoreactionary scene, Designated Shitting Streets will not be far behind!
Now you will no longer have to spend thousands on an overpriced plane ticket to some shithole to witness the ineffable glory, timeless beauty, and ancient rhythm of Designated Shitting Streets (now all marked as National Landmarks by the Indian government). You will not even have to leave your own country to partake of the age-old rhapsodic beauty of squatting humans on a hot pavement in the blazing sun.
They’re coming to America! Yes. Your dreams have come true, and your prayers have been heard. Sooner than you think, there will be a Designated Shitting Street within a few hours drive of your own home! As the world’s greatest tourist artifacts, arcana, rituals and celebrations make the way to our very homes, the greatest glories of the ancient world, such as India’s world-renowned Designated Shitting Streets themselves, will so on be no more than a few hours’ Sunday drive away from your very own eyes and noses.

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4 thoughts on “Designated Shitting Streets, Coming to America Soon!”

  1. I thought Nikki Haley could pass for a White woman in America.
    http://www.jewishpress.com/wp-content/uploads/Ambassador-Nikki-Haley.jpg
    I have long noticed that all Indians in America somehow seem to be cut from the same cloth.
    1- Love for Israel and hatred against Palestinians – CHECK
    2- Hatred of Muslims – CHECK
    3- Hatred of the poor – CHECK
    4 – Sucking up to White supremacists – CHECK
    5 – Lying and cheating to get ahead – CHECK
    That’s not really how their brethren are back home. Sure, some of them are street-shitters but they really keep it to themselves and don’t really love Israel or hate Muslims. I think it’s a crony Capitalist thing which mutates all these Indians in America into absolutely horrible human beings once they land there.

      1. I don’t find her attractive because of that crotchy vixen look. She has all the hints of a nasty human being something that can only be described as pure evil. The witch is capable of murdering babies in their sleep.
        I don’t mind real BITCHES that give men a hard time for no reason. Selfish, psychotic and throwing tantrums? I know how to deal with that.
        But I don’t know how to deal with absolute evil personified by the Clintons, Nikki Haley or the Trump crime family. These are horrendous human beings who always see niceness as a weakness. Avoiding them is the only way to go because such people are capable of ruining lives.

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