I really hate this pic and think it is ugly as sin, but women like it. A woman my age said, “Wow, no way is that a bad pic. You’re a really handsome man.” And an 19 year old girl, a friend of mine, just told me thought it looked good too. Also that my hands looked good, whatever that means.
Just having two dates in one day got my confidence so revved up that I was looking around for another woman to have brunch with the next day.
Three days later, I asked out a woman working in a supermarket, but she had a husband.
Four days later, I met an IT worker, a 27 year old Australian woman whose husband worked for Tesla in a coffee shop in Menlo Park. She said, “You don’t have a place to stay? How sad. You can come stay with my husband and me at our place. We will fix you dinner.”
Just as she said that one of my female cousins, a 55 year old woman, walked into the shop and took me away with her. I ended up spending the night at her place with her family. We pretty much grew up together, and she and my other two girl cousins were my best friends, like sisters. And they all taught me all about females.
My Mom had called my cousin and asked if I could stay there, and my cousin said sure. Then my Mom called me and told me I could stay at my cousin’s. Then she said,
“Now Bob! She has two teenage girls, one 17 and the other 15. I want you to be on your very best behavior around those girls! I don’t want to hear about any problems between you and those girls!” There weren’t any problems. Actually the 15 year old was extremely friendly, and I had never met her before.
That’s so funny. Even my own Mom knows what a perverted old bastard I am. I don’t have any preference for teenage girls of course anymore than any other man does. It’s just that a teenage girl isn’t a girl to me. The only things that are girls are those females under 13. 13-17, that’s more or less a woman, especially 15-17. To me a teenage girl is just another woman to me. A very, very young and silly woman, but a woman nonetheless. The JB’s especially are just way too young for me anymore. They almost seem like little girls, and most of them are very silly and childish.
I don’t think I would mess with a JB nowadays though. Guys my age have sex with a 16 year old girl, and they call them child molesters and sentence them to 10 years in prison where you probably get beat up as a chomo. I like to live dangerously, but I ain’t taking that risk.
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You look great.
Thank you so much, Michael!
Cheers. You’re rocking it with that flannel shirt.
A leopard never changes his spots but I suppose you could deal with being a little bit mellow at this stage.
You don’t really need that much sex right now. Just enjoy flirting with the chicks.
You look like your Mother.
How do you know what my Mom looks like?
Alternatively, Your Mother would look Just like you. I think the First statement would be more friendly.
I’m confused if your English or Irish.
British.
5/8 British, 1/4 German, 1/8 French.
The British is 3/8 English, 1/8 Welsh, 1/8 Scottish.
What always perplexes me is how some guys can look better when they are older than when they are younger. But no woman looks better older than she did in her 20s.
For example, Roger Waters was one ugly motherfucker when he was in his 20s:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a1/d1/45/a1d145f57bf264d855801a6bc529709c.jpg
But I think he’s actually a good looking guy in his 70s:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/8584284-3×2-700×467.jpg
I can’t really explain why this is the case. But that’s one advantage of being a guy. We can actually get better looking as we age.