A Short Play: Sit and Shit or Squat and Scat?

Sit and shit or squat and scat? It’s that eternal question that vexes us all.
This is from a play I wrote called Sit and Shit or Squat and Scat? A bit of scatology for your edification and evacuation. I hope you enjoy it.

Latrine One

The latrine opens in in a resturdant called Designated Shitting Streets. Clay and his swirlfriend Baby are seated on wooden stools. The four stalls of the room around them are defecated with tasteful modern fart.
“Do you love me Baby?”
“Oh Clay. You know I will always be your Clay Baby.”
Good afternoon, sir and welcome to Designated Shitting Streets. Are you ready to ordeal?
“Not yet.”
“That’s fine. No need to hershey. Fecal free to look at the menu until you decide.”
“Ready to odor now?”
“One smear for here, please.”
“I see, one smear for here.”
“Anything to stink with that?”
“I’ll just have squatter. That’ll be fine.”
“Ok, one squatter.”
“So it’s one smear and one squatter, right?”
“That’s right.”
“Anything for dessert after you’re done?”
“What do you have?”
“Pooper and squatter.”
“Pooper will be fine.”
“Thank you sir. Your ordeal will be ready soon in that nice clean white room on the right. Don’t forget to poo in the loo when you are done. Thank you for shopping at Designated Shitting Streets, sir, and have a good day please.”
 

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0 thoughts on “A Short Play: Sit and Shit or Squat and Scat?”

  1. That black lady putting shit in that racist woman’s pie (on a movie) caused a big stir among WNs. So did the racist lady have the right to say those things in front of the black help, as though they had no feelings?
    Oh yeah “The Help” was the name of the movie I think.

  2. Again looking at India, some have suggested India simply has a different culture which allows pooping in public. However, I don’t see that in other third world nations.

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