In the future, a great man will stand up on a podium before a vast grade spread across a verdant glade. He will give a speech that will resonate for decades afterwards as one of the finest speeches of his era. This short video will be playing in the background.
With this thunderous prose, the speech begins:
Four score and seven years ago these niggas brought forth at this Pancake House great mayhem, conceived from self hatred and dedicated to the proposition that all Black people are not created equal.
Whatever you do, don’t show this video to Obsidian over at Just Four Guys. He will devote a huge post to just this video with a long screed about how all Black women act like this and this is why no White men will touch them with a 10 foot pole. Atta boy Obsidian! Keep those sisters on the plantation! That Underground Railroad out of the ghetto is dangerous indeed. Black ladies best stay home and not risk it.