This is off of a teenage girl and young woman site. I will probably never date another young woman again, and underage teens are illegal and nowadays they are immature and silly as Hell and sadly they all look like little girls now too. But due to all the fun I had with them when I was younger, there will always be a tiny place in my heart for the God-created being known as the teenage girl. The teenage girl is certainly a very interesting creature. If you don’t realize this, you either don’t like females or you never had female children.
List of gross or weird confessions:
– I used to pee the bed
– I also used to pee my pants
– I’ve peed outside multiple times(probably pooped too I don’t remember)
– I still pee in the shower, pools, ocean etc.
– I always used to pick my nose and eat my boogers
– I still sometimes eat my boogers haha
– I used to have bad habits of grinding my teeth and crossing my eyes
– I rarely used to shower (it is more frequent now but still not like everyday)
– I never wash my hands after I use the bathroom at home (sometimes even in public)
– I sometimes sleep with tampons in
– I used to always wear a panty liner until recently (mostly cause I would sometimes wear the same underwear for days, but change the liner)
– I used to wear dirty clothes pretty frequently (still sometimes but rarely)
– When I first started shaving I tried to shave my arms because I thought everyone did
– I shave between my eyebrows
– I used to be so paranoid of getting raped I wore everything to bed including shirt, bra, panties, jeans, belt etc. (even though we live in the country and it wasn’t likely)
– I’ve seen all kinds of real messed up videos (animal abuse, police brutality, murder, necrophilia, bestiality etc)
– I’ve done other drugs besides just pot
– I never had my first kiss or anything until I was almost 18
– I’ve been watching porn and masturbating since I was 13 or 14
– I’ve cammed with random strangers on the internet
– I even sent one guy pictures and videos even though I never saw him
– I put naked pictures of myself on the internet
– My first “paycheck” was 100 bucks from a cam girl website that I did for 3 days
– I’ve never had an actual job, and I’m 20 years old
– I went to pre-1st (a grade in between kindergarten and 1st grade) because I wasn’t quite ready with my reading and writing etc (I still hold a pencil unlike most people because of the way they taught us)
– I’m dropping out of college
– I’ve never got in trouble at school or with the law
– I probably stole a few things but normally just candy when I was little lol
– I once drew a yiff picture of a tiger and lion but got embarrassed and threw it away
– I like the taste of blood (like little amounts of my own)
– Bad habit of picking stuff my nails, scabs, cysts etc
– I rarely brush or floss my teeth (maybe once a week, normally just before I go to my boyfriends or a job interview or something like that)
– I have a horrible gag reflex (it is getting better), but I still don’t take any medicine besides my birth control
– I unprotected sex for 14 months before I got on birth control
– I’m submissive (and I hate 50 Shades of Gray)
– My favorite porn star is James Deen
– My only other celebrity crush is Machine Gun Kelly
– I have a tube in my body that runs from my head to somewhere inside me (I had hydrocephalus when I was little because I have Basal Cell Nevus Syndrome)
– I normally masturbate with all my clothes on and just use my heel against my crotch
– I’ve never had an orgasm
– I don’t like touching my clit when masturbating or having sex because it makes me feel like I have to pee (probably because I linger to long down there when I go to the bathroom)
– My showers are always really long generally 30-50 minutes most of the time just spent standing the in the water or fingering myself (this is a guilty pleasure as I am all for conserving water and such but as I said early I don’t take showers everyday or anything either so it evens out I guess)
– I’ve had anal sex
– The first time I had anal sex we didn’t use lube and I ended up with an anal fissure for 6 months afterwards (ow)
– I’m the pickiest eater ever (no lie haha) and a vegetarian (want to be vegan) on top of that
– The saddest deaths I’ve went through in my life were my two dogs (even though I have gone through deaths of people and other animals too)
– I burp and fart like a man
Let’s go through these here with a reference to my own life. Some won’t apply as I am not a female. If I don’t list something, that means I have never done it.
- I have peed outside many times, of course. I often do it when I am driving. When I lived in LA, I even used to go in alleyways at night.
- Of course I always pee in the shower. I used to pee in pools a lot but haven’t been in one for a while, and I always pee in the ocean.
- I still pick my nose but hopefully only when I am alone and most hopefully when I am not in public. There is not much in there anymore anyway.
- In the wintertime, I have to wear a fancy bandage on my foot due to a foot condition. If I shower, I have to take the bandage off every time I do it and put a new one on. Great big expensive hassle. Bottom line is I do not shower a lot in the winter, but I don’t sweat much either so no big. In winter, I do the smell test and when I start to smell, I jump in the shower. No smell, no shower, no problem. In the summer, I wear sandals so no need for bandages (bandage is to protect shoe from holes), and I shower every day or nearly every day. I also sweat a lot.
- I wash my hands after the bathroom (only after shitting) the majority of the time (usually 15 seconds with soap and hot water), but I would not say every single solitary time.
- I often do not change shirts, pants, etc. for quite some time. Just keep wearing them over and over. I wait until they start to smell or get dirty, and then I change them. I do change underwear and socks very regularly though.
- I have seen a lot of messed up videos, but I have not seen any necrophilia, thank God. I hardly watch this stuff anymore as I have seen enough.
- I have done most of the major drug types, and I do not feel guilty for one second.
- Been jerking off and reading porn since age 13 or so, but all boys do that.
- I haven’t had much of a real, day to day type regular or as the haters on Randy’s site say, “real” job in 16 years. I do not feel the tiniest bit bad about this.
- Got in trouble at school (somewhat, not too much) and have been in trouble with the law. I am somewhat proud about getting in trouble as that makes me a “bad boy.” Three arrests on my record and six hours in jail total. Two convictions, one period of one year probation. I don’t feel bad about any of this, and I still don’t think I did anything wrong. Considering how many times I have broken the law, I got away with it 99.999% of the time. I also talked or pleaded my way out of a few arrests. In addition, in one case, a cop friend of mine stepped in and prevented the cops from arresting me for a crime I did. They really wanted to arrest me, but he talked them out of it. I do not feel bad about committing this crime at all which a lot of people thought was a serious and violent offense.
- I have stolen a few things here and there, mostly shoplifting and mostly when I was younger. A few times, I “accidentally” shoplifted. I got out of the store and into my car, and wa-la, there’s an item in my pocket that I had no idea was there. Most of the time I just figure I got away with it and go ahead and rip it off. I have stolen from a few of my enemies and a couple of employers who I totally hated. All of this was for revenge. I do not feel bad about this one bit, and if those employers treated me right, I would not have ripped them. They got what they deserved. But I am not much of a thief, and for the most part, I am a lousy thief. I do not enjoy stealing (Although it is an incredible rush!), and I am mostly too scared to do it. I started stealing very early in life as a boy of 10 or 11 when we used to steal from the construction workers in the back of my home.
- Pick at things on my body a bit but try to not to do it too much. Bad habit.
- Sometimes I go a while without brushing or flossing, but I don’t eat much so I don’t worry too much. I should do it more often, but I am too lazy.
- I continue to have unprotected heterosexual sex and could care less about it.
- I have rubbed my dick through my clothes before but hopefully not in public. Now that I am older and my drive is down, it’s not necessary.
- I have taken a few very long showers, but I hate to do it as it is against my environmentalist ethics. Showers are 10-15 minutes or so and are pretty thorough.
- Have had anal sex but not much of it.
- I hate to say it, but I have felt worse after one of my pets died than after some humans I know died.
- I burp and fart a lot but usually when I am alone. I also sometimes do it around girlfriends as a joke. I had a girlfriend a while back, and we used to have fart contests to see who could do the best ones. She also used to call me up on the phone, say nothing, fart into the phone, and then hang up. Even though that is totally juvenile, I thought it was hilarious. I also really love to smell my own farts. When I fart under the covers of my bed, I always stick my head under to smell the fart. I hate the smell, but I like to smell it anyway for some weird reason.