71 thoughts on “Anal Sex for Jihad”

  1. I had some Syrian Christians who own a local liquor store tell me that all those “Gulf Arabs” were a bunch of butt cowboys…It appears they weren’t kidding.

      1. It appears epidemic to the Gulf Arab culture. They eat “Khat” naturally occurring amphetamines and butt fuck each other.
        I read a CSM article a few years back on prostitution in the UAE by national origin of the prostitutes. Russian girls came in 3rd. Persians girls 2nd…And Brazilian transsexuals 1st!
        No joke!

        1. This is the natural result of culture in which there is extreme sex segregation growing up, hardly any socialising with unrelated females once grown up and you can’t even get a look at them! it would be hard for normal sexual development in such circumstances and the male sex drive has to be expressed somehow. What else do you expect in a highly repressed culture? That energy has to go somewhere.
          I feel sorry for the goats.

        2. It is the sickest, most evil society on the planet, if you ask me. Compared to the Saudis, everyone else in the Middle East looks like saints.

        3. In simpler terms: they don’t have any females to have sex with, they can’t socialise with females, and they can’t even look at them because they’re so covered up. So they fuck each other instead. Makes perfect sense.

        4. I think Saudi Arabia is worse than North Korea for it’s sick ideology that it exports. Being a Saudi citizen is a piece of cake. Every male gets a check for $11,000 a year, just for having a pulse.

        5. I see. good point.
          The lack of punani is a severe drawback though. There must be underground gatherings as well as prostitutes though.

        6. Some older men have figured out how to pick up women and bring them home for sex, but for younger men, it is going to be very difficult. I read somewhere about some Saudi guys who managed to get some teenage girls or young women over to have sex with them. The girls showed up, but they were utterly terrified and it wasn’t much fun.
          So really there are no underground gatherings for sex. There is also no prostitution in the Kingdom that I am aware of.

        7. I was under the impression that most Saudi men and women are very bisexual, with the women having serious lesbian relationships, and when the men(and to a lesser extent the women) are old enough and have enough money, they cross over into Dubai and party up Vegas style with hookers and booze on select weekends.
          At least for the 50% that are just religious, and not straight-up gay for the prophet.

        8. My friend told me that 50% of Saudi men are actively bisexual, even after they are married.
          There is a lot of lesbianism at the all-girls’ schools, that’s for sure. In addition, for some reason, a lot of the royal Princesses and Sheikas have lesbian affairs. Many of these women are very unhappy.
          As far as the rest of the women in the Kingdom being actively bisexual, I really doubt it. There are pretty serious penalties for that sort of thing.
          I know that there are what boils down to gay bars in Riyadh though the muttawa never shut those down. They are way more worried about men and women getting together.

        9. I just meant underground parties or illegal fraternization. I didn’t mean sex gatherings but interesting discussion. Its pretty screwed up how obsessed they are with keeping men and women apart. One would imagine they’d consider out of wedlock hetero sex a less serious sin than homosexuality.
          I remember seeing on tele these feminine dancing men in Afghanistan (I think it was there). Women weren’t allowed to dance so obviously gay men were dancing like women in public. Their greatest obsession seems to be control of female sexuality.

        10. I remember seeing on tele these feminine dancing men in Afghanistan (I think it was there). Women weren’t allowed to dance so obviously gay men were dancing like women in public. Their greatest obsession seems to be control of female sexuality.
          Afghanistan is a war torn country that’s seen millions killed in over thirty-five years of endless fighting. Back in the 70’s, it wasn’t uncommon to see women in mini-skirts running around Kabul…What the hell is Saudi Arabia’s excuse?
          My theory? When the rural folk take over the cities, this primitive shit comes to fruition.
          https://thefollyofhumanconceits.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/pre-taliban-kabul-1970s.jpg
          Don’t take my world for it. See for yourself.

        11. My theory? When the rural folk take over the cities, this primitive shit comes to fruition.
          Exactly be it the Gulf or anywhere, what you said is true, the rural folks especially when migrating in large numbers to a city often bring their primitive values along with them and prevent any progress whatsoever in their surroundings

        12. “Afghanistan is a war torn country that’s seen millions killed in over thirty-five years of endless fighting. Back in the 70′s, it wasn’t uncommon to see women in mini-skirts running around Kabul…”
          And kite flying 😉

        13. “My theory? When the rural folk take over the cities, this primitive shit comes to fruition.”
          Sure and it was the rural folk that gave a lot of support for Islamists in the Egyptian election.
          Can’t help but think democracy would have had a better chance of taking if it wasn’t a Muslim country with this big dichotomy between Islamists and secularists.
          Also, rural folks taking over the city wouldn’t pose the same kind of threat in a non-Muslim country, would it?

        14. “Afghanistan is a war torn country that’s seen millions killed in over thirty-five years of endless fighting. Back in the 70′s, it wasn’t uncommon to see women in mini-skirts running around Kabul…What the hell is Saudi Arabia’s excuse?”
          Were the Taliban influenced by Saudi Islam? I vaguely remember that Bin laden went there to fight.

        15. Taliban is a cases of what you discussed earlier, the rural folk taking over the cities and mostly taking over the government. Those values they imposed are actually the values of rural Pashtun society.
          Do non-Muslim countries have the problem of rural people’s views contaminating society when they move en masse to the cities? Hindu India.

        16. “Do non-Muslim countries have the problem of rural people’s views contaminating society when they move en masse to the cities? Hindu India.”
          Good point but it leads to a different set of issues. Not the niqab and no education for girls.

        17. There was an Al Qaeda force that fought with the Taliban. They were said to be very ferocious.
          That may be, but that contradicts what is in the book. The Afghans had a very low opinion of the Arabs, almost all who were from the Gulf countries. They were rich kids who wanted to video tap each other on “jihad” and threaten women and the elderly when the Afghan fighters were not around. Just like what we are seeing in Syria right now.
          They were plenty of incidents of Afghans killing rich Arabs out of revenge.
          Mind you, this is in the 80’s during the Soviet invasion. The Taliban had not been created yet, and these are the views of the Mujahedin. The Taliban was a joint ISI/Saudi project in the early 90’s, utilizing Pashtun refugee boys in Pakistan, most of whom were molested and sexual abused by their “Muslim” keepers.
          Sebastian Junger documented a battle in 2001 between the Northern Alliance and the Taliban, where the Talib positions are over run. Most of the Taliban fighters were boys under the age of 14.

      2. I remember an Arab I met in a hotel in Uzbekistan. He said something along the lines of “For making kids, you need a woman. For enjoying sex, you need a prepubescent boy but for sheer ecstasy, you need a goat!”
        Apparently with so many beautiful women around and willing to consent, I didn’t see him magnetically attract to any.

        1. I have heard it before, but the last line was, “For sheer ecstasy, you need a melon.” You core a hole in the melon, stick your dick in it and screw the melon. Works great supposedly.
          It’s amazing considering how perverted I am that I never tried this. I am really beginning to lapse in some areas as I age.

      1. ‘Brothers! Take it up the ass for Islam!’
        ROFL.
        New Islamic motto:
        ‘Be Trooper, Take It In The Pooper!’

  2. I remember reading in Iraq, there were vigilantes after obvious gay men. Sometimes a small group would kidnap somebody camp or who they suspected of being gay, hold him prisoner and rape him, while threatening to tell his family he is gay.
    So you are so against homosexuality that you have sex with gay men. That’s a head scratcher.

  3. Pffft. Such small thinkers. I think he was more interested in butt sex than jihad. IF he were REALLY serious about his plan he would take a short course in bestiality and have a horny male equine increase the backdoor volume for him. Then you could brag about some real capacity.
    Until then all he’s gonna get in there are some lousy firecracker sized stuff. Enough to kill him, but not enough to take down a passenger jet. Maybe it’s a suicide mission to take out one VIF. Very Important Fag. Just a small explosive with a pressure switch. When the VIF rams his engorged member up against the pressure switch, the world shakes for both of you and your VIF is castrated.
    Sneaky goat fuckers…..

  4. The more I think about this video…The more I’m certain it is fake.
    1) The source is MEMRI TV. That is a neo-con/Zionist project set up to educate the American/English speaking about the “Middle East”…I.E condition Americans to hate Muslims, Arabs, etc. Needless to say, the channel never shows bad stuff from the mouths of folks in Israel. 😀
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_East_Media_Research_Institute
    The Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI) is a not for profit press monitoring organization with headquarters in Washington, D.C. MEMRI publishes and distributes free English language translations of Arabic, Persian, Urdu, Pashto, and Turkish media reports.[1] The institute was co-founded in 1998 by Yigal Carmon, a former Israeli military intelligence officer and Meyrav Wurmser, an Israeli-born, American political scientist. MEMRI states that its goal is to “bridge the language gap that exists between the Middle East and the West”. Critics charge that it aims to portray the Arab and Muslim world in a negative light, through the production and dissemination of inaccurate translations and by selectively translating views of extremists while deemphasizing or ignoring mainstream opinions.
    2) Homosexuality, though rampant, is punishable by death in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, and VERY frowned upon in even the most liberal of Near Eastern countries. No preacher would open call for “anal sodomy.” It would literally be his ass, no pun intended.
    3) MEMRI aims it’s propaganda at right-wing “red state” Americans, who already hate homosexuals…What all the better than the to label the hated Arab Muslim as a raging sodomite rapists?
    For these reasons above, I call the video rather clever but crude Israeli propaganda. Considering it’s source that has been noted to lie and fabricate translations in the past, I challenge anyone here to prove me wrong.

    1. No, MEMRI is pretty nasty, but they do not fake videos. They have never been known to do that. And their translations are pretty good. They gave that guy’s name. He’s a Shia preacher in London, so he can say things like that. Shia are pretty loose in their interpretation of Islam anyway.
      When I first saw that, i thought no way is this real. But then I watched it a couple more times, and it’s real all right.

      1. No, MEMRI is pretty nasty, but they do not fake videos. They have never been known to do that. And their translations are pretty good.
        They been faking stuff as long as I’ve known them. I caught them mistranslating crap as far back as 2002, when I was a translator(96B) in U.S Army intel unit.
        There authenticity has ZERO weight with me.
        They gave that guy’s name. He’s a Shia preacher in London, so he can say things like that. Shia are pretty loose in their interpretation of Islam anyway.
        A “Shia” preacher? I’ve never heard of such a thing. Either you are an ordained cleric, or you ain’t. Its sort of like the Catholic/Orthodox church in that way…Not to mention his clothes is all wrong. Sort of like dressing a Japanese like a Chinese.
        Yet another reason I smell Zionist/Neo-con bullshit. Leave it to a an Ashkenazi Jew to make such a sophomoric mistake.
        When I first saw that, i thought no way is this real. But then I watched it a couple more times, and it’s real all right.
        Then we will have to agree to disagree. I am 110% certain this is fake. I am so certain, I’d be willing to bet money on it.

      2. Yeah it certainly is real. The idea that it is part of some conspiracy theory is well a conspiracy theory in its own convoluted way. Still let us consider the possibility that it is a conspiracy theory in the plain old way of thinking about such things..
        The Bilderbergers, Jewish Bankers who control the world, and Neo-cons etc meet at Bohemian Grove and after their ceremonies think of faking some video and putting them on MEMRI, but Cyrus comes along and figures it out. Boy are they not screwed. Why? Because there are people who actually go ahead and believe in this stuff. Because it becomes real life. So whether it is faked or not makes no difference. The net result is as follows. A real case of someone doing what the sheik suggest.( BTW this is not the first time a sheik has suggested such a thing. From an Islamic theological perspective it is not haram as it forwards Islam. I will not go into the details of that as the diligent student can find out copious references for such a point of view himself). Anyway, here is the real life consequence of such thinking:
        “A suicide bomber recently put himself next to a member of the Saudi royal family, having outwitted bomb-detection machines in the palace, to set off an explosion using a charge that had been hidden in his rectum.
        The ass-assin, Abdullah Asieri, stashed a pound of explosives and a detonator inside his body in the attack on Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, head of counterterrorism for the kingdom, the Arab TV network Al Arabiya reported.
        Bin Nayef was only slightly wounded in the attempt. The explosion, possibly detonated by a cellphone, killed the bomber. ”
        Qaeda ‘ass’assin
        By Geoff Earle
        September 30, 2009 New York Post.

        1. I’m not saying Wahabi fanatics don’t shove explosives up the collective asses. They’ve been doing for some time. It’s in fact one of their common tactics.
          My problem is with MEMRI “TV” and those behind it.
          And you are correct. Regardless of if myself or others in the know see it as obvious propaganda, in the scheme of things it’s irrelevant. MEMRI is well funded, which is no conspiracy at all, and those who not only wish to believe this video, but will be readily influenced by it, are. Case closed.
          It still offends me from an intellectual stand point in it’s crudeness. If MEMRI hired me, I’d be more than happy to give them a few pointers.

        2. The translation is clean, Cyrus.
          http://www.danielpipes.org/comments/197306
          Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jul 19, 2012 at 07:05
          Dr. Pipes
          This is what I believe really happened
          1. This is the video of a Shi3a cleric by the name of Abdallah al-Khilaf and it is from Hadak TV and the date of this video is 6/16/2012 and this time we have the translation form MEMRI and it is very good
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik5GZap_-_A
          He does not provide us with the date of the fatwa but he explains it very well but what is missing is any comment from EI the so called Electronic Intifada and why is that?
          2. Now the summary of this fatwa is that a jihadi can and you must pardon me for being graphic “widen his anus by having sex with other jihadists so he can put explosives in his rectum”
          3. Then we have the attempted assassination of Mohamed Ben Nayef (Arabic: محمد بن نايف بن عبد العزيز آل سعود‎) (born 1959) is Deputy Interior Minister for Security Affairs and a member of House of Saud. and this took place on 8/8/2009
          3. This attempted assassination was conducted by a young jihadi who was also a Saudi citizen and his name is عبد الله حسن عسيري or Abd Allah Hasan al-Asiri and al-Asiri put explosives in his rectum and he died from the explosion. He was also reported to be in Yemen in 2007 training as a jihadist
          4. It is very clear that when the Saudis understood what really happened then they realized as usual that Muslims and jihadists cannot do anything without some form of fatwa or religious edict and this is when they looked to see who was behind this attack so they had two questions to answer who created this bomb and who issued the fatwa to allow such attack to happen
          5. The answer to the first question was the name of the person who is behind those rectal explosive devices and he is the brother of al-Asiri and his name is Ibrahim Hasan al-Asiri
          http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/31/ibrahim-hassan-al-asiri-bombmaking-suspect
          and notice that the date of this article is 10/31/2010 and notice that he was working in Yemen with no other that Anwar al-3Ulaqi the American born Yemeni and Jihadi cleric that was killed in late 2011
          6. Now I do suspect that the source of this fatwa must have been Anwar al-Aulaqi (also spelled al-Awlaki; Arabic: أنور العولقي‎ Anwar al-‘Awlaqī; April 21, 1971 – September 30, 2011) was an American[8] and Yemeni imam who was an engineer and educator by training
          When you listen to this fatwa we are told that it was issued by a certain حمد ابو الدماء القصاب or Hamd abu al-Dima’ al-Qasab or Hamd the father of the blood he who chops and cuts (the word al-qasab really means butcher) which I suspect might have been his nom de plume or nom de guerre
          7. Now in this web site we hear about this fatwa as early as 2/8/2010
          http://alsrdaab.com/vb/showthread.php?t=53279
          and the question that was posed hal yajuz al-liwat or is anal sex allowed and then we have the same word for word fatwa as in the video in item 1 so this fatwa goes way back
          8. I suspect that the Saudis were the source of the leek of this fatwa in-order to discredit al-Qa3ida and al-3Ulaqi
          9. Now enter the Nigerian Omar Farooq abd al-Mutalib who we were told placed explosives in his underwear and tried to destroy a flight on 12/25/2009 heading to Detroit and he trained as a jihadi in Yemen and although we have not been told but i suspect that he also had explosives placed in his rectum
          10. Now back to the video in item 1 the shi3a have no likes for Sunnis and what is more embarrassing than to remind the whole world of this strange fatwa
          I say to Raymond Ibrahim he is very correct

        3. I trust Daniel Pipes even less than MEMRI. He is the ultimate right-wing “Islamophobic” neo-con on steroids. He is also an idiot and a warmongering draft-dodger, and he has been lying through his teeth as long as I’ve known of him. Not to mention I challenge anyone to find me an example of a Shia suicide bomber shoving explosives up the rear ends, or a “Shia cleric” that would dress in such a manor.
          More importantly, who is this guy, and what is his authority? The Shia have a pretty pronounced hierarchical clergy. On what grounds, in London of all places, would he be issuing a “fatwa” like this? In other words, who cuts his paycheck, and who put him in charge?
          Not that some Shia somewhere isn’t going to blow himself/herself up…It’s just that they tend to be on the receiving end of such attacks, and it ain’t really there thing.
          Sorry Robert, we just have to disagree on this one. Mind you, I am not defending “Shia clerics” or what not. They have a notorious reputation for homosexual behavior and raping little boys, just like Catholic priests here in the U.S.
          If I had made the video, I would have done it very differently, but that is largely irrelevant. The “red state” types that eat this stuff up could care less about nuance. It’s literally is like crack cocaine for them.

        4. Cyrus, you need to go back and watch the video more carefully. That guy is a Shia cleric in London, yes, and this was aired on some TV station. The Shia cleric is ridiculing this Wahhabi fatwa, which was found on some Wahhabi website Lions of Sunnah. He is making fun of Wahhabis as a Shia. He didn’t issue the fatwa himself.
          Go back and look at it again.
          I suspect that this video was leaked by Saudi intelligence in order to ridicule the takfiris and make them look like morons. Also this video occurred after a takfiri had tried to kill the Saudi Minister of the Interior in exactly this way.
          The quote from Pipes’ site is not from Pipes. It is from one of his commenters, an Arab named Ibrahim. He said the translation is excellent.

        5. Okay, that makes more sense then. He is ridiculing the Wahabis. That was totally lost on me when I watched it.
          That being said, I still question his credentials(as I do all “religious” clerics), and MEMRI’s choice of using this bit. I just don’t see some bible thumping Republican Texan putting two and two together.

        6. ‘The ass-assin, Abdullah Asieri, stashed a pound of explosives and a detonator inside his body in the attack on Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, head of counterterrorism for the kingdom, the Arab TV network Al Arabiya reported.
          Bin Nayef was only slightly wounded in the attempt. The explosion, possibly detonated by a cellphone, killed the bomber.” ‘
          See, he could only manage a pound of the stuff and only killed himself. IF they are really serious they gots to get with the bestiality. I wonder how well camels are hung? Anyone think a camel could bore out an Iraqi so that he could conceal, say, 3 or 4 wine bottles? That should be enough capacity.
          Given the quoted article, an average human rectum can only contain a pound of explosives and is basically only good enough to kill the deliver-er . They need at least 3 pounds. 2 is probably just getting the job started. 4 or 5 pounds, now yur really talking.
          Average 12 inch dicked black man probably couldn’t get the job done. Something with real girth is required. Maybe a bull? Yeah. Definitely a bull. Bull, Horse or Camel. Coming at it like a run of the mill faggot pining for his ass lips to be loved ain’t going to cut it. There’s going to have be some intestinal fortitude and pillow biting to step things up. Anything less than a gigantic chasm of an anus is just failure.

        7. Yes Cyrus, the video is making the rounds on red state sites. They are not getting the memo. The comments are all saying:
          Kill the Muslims!
          Wipe this religion off the face of the Earth!
          Look how sick this religion is! All Muslims are sick freaks!
          There is a subtle message to that video (Takfiris/Wahhabis are scum) that is going over the heads of the yahoos.

        8. I am only going to insert one pound of explosives in my ass? Darn! There go my plans. Heaven, cancel that flight ok, I am not going to make it. All that anal training for nothing! 🙁

        9. You know, now that you think about it, wouldn’t the human body absorb much of the blast?
          I mean, people jump on grenades to save there friends in war. If you inserted a grenade up your ass trying to save your friends and it went of, I imagine most people around you would be more or less okay?

      3. Funny video, but it seems fake to me. I think even the most close-minded fanatic would probably know that there are less gay ways to dilate your natural jihad bomb container entrance than by taking another guy’s schlong up your ass. Like, for example, a bomb-shaped butt plug.

        1. So did I get it right? The guy in the video cites the gay fatwa and makes fun of it, but his part of making fun of it is not part of the video?
          By the way, concerning your long citation of “dhimminomore” where he explains in several points why the fatwa is real in his opinion, and not a fake. I cannot say anything about the fatwa, but I am absolutely convinced that dhimminomore is really an Arab or Arabic native speaker, from the way he formulates his explanation and also transcribes the Arabic words etc.

        2. MEMRI digs the hate. That is their very modus operandi and sole purpose for existence. Think of them as the “sophisticated” counterpart to Pamela Geller.
          Hell, they have the same funding sources.

        3. Robinium, no doubt he is a native speaker, and even if his intent is to ridicule the Wahabis, that will be lost on the audience that MEMRI is aiming at.
          Thanks to bastards like MEMRI and Daniel Pipes, we have bankrupted ourselves fighting multiple wars in the Middle East on their behalf. I in fact have to deal with a vet who has PTSD. I blame it solely on the shoulders of the neo-cons.

        4. Yes Cyrus, the idea that this guy was a Shia ridiculing Wahhabis was totally lost on me. In fact, I thought this was a Shia fatwa, which didn’t make a whole lot of sense considering that the guy who used this method in Saudi Arabia was a takfiri, not a Shia.

        1. Look at Lady Matilda’s case. This is apparently based on a real case. The guy who wrote in is apparently the suicide bomber himself who tried to kill bin Nayef.

  5. Don’t ya think by this time,one of the Jihad leaders would step back and look at the big picture?
    I mean, if your “Allah” wants you to be banged in the kiester so you can stick explosives up you wazoo to blow yourself up and take as many with you as you can, that he might need as couple couch sessions, or at the very least think maybe he didn’t think this one through.
    I will never understand the sand jockeys, I think they spend too much time alone with their camels 🙂

  6. Robert Wrote:
    I suspect that this video was leaked by Saudi intelligence in order to ridicule the takfiris and make them look like morons. Also this video occurred after a takfiri had tried to kill the Saudi Minister of the Interior in exactly this way.
    That is very plausible.
    Oh, the joys of the Middle East… 😀

  7. There is a well known poem in the Middle East by Abu Nawas: famous among Muslims:
    O the joy of sodomy!
    So now be sodomites, you Arabs.
    Turn not away from it–
    therein is wondrous pleasure.
    Take some coy lad with kiss-curls
    twisting on his temple
    and ride as he stands like some gazelle
    standing to her mate.
    A lad whom all can see girt with sword
    and belt not like your whore who has
    to go veiled.
    Make for smooth-faced boys and do your
    very best to mount them, for women are
    the mounts of the devils

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