“Nixon saw Deep Throat 5 times, and he still couldn’t get it down pat.” LOL!
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“Nixon saw Deep Throat 5 times, and he still couldn’t get it down pat.” LOL!
Who came up with that?
Some wag.
I do believe it’s: “Nixon saw Deep Throat 5 times, and he still couldn’t get it down pat.”
Nixon took his wife to see.
She was only an ornithologist’s daughter, but she’s seen a cockatoo.
What?
Ornithology- branch of zoology concerned with the study of birds.
cockatoo- sounds like ‘cock or two’, at least where I come from. I don’t even know if Americans use the phrase ‘…or two’ e.g. I’ll have a whiskey or two.
The way I heard it was Nixon couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse.
He still had a beautiul bitch.
ha! I may have to don my powder blue leisure suit and hit up the ladies!
Pat Nixon was a beautiful bitch who was not fully appreciated.
I boned Julie and Trixie in the Lincoln bedroom in ’71.
Back when you was just a tyke.
I was 8. So, yeah, I told them I was “safe” (no protection needed).
What’s ’69 all about?
They both wasted away. They didn’t look as good as their mother and that is a pity with improved cosmetics and all.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/04/30/nixon.htm
Luci Johnson is still allright.
http://www.austin360.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/outandabout/entries/2010/04/26/_it_began_with.html
Her father had JFK killed.
Luci’s got a mischievous look. Maybe she knows something.
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=luci+johnson&hl=en&biw=1283&bih=576&tbm=isch&tbnid=CvGhmSelKPOlPM:&imgrefurl=http://www.corbisimages.com/stock-photo/rights-managed/U1637540-13/portrait-of-luci-johnson-nugent&docid=aQ4NRZlqmEpkaM&imgurl=http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-U1637540-13.jpg%253Fsize%253D67%2526uid%253D221d3b24-6e08-4816-90fe-782a1295aae2&w=640&h=429&ei=iDhhUI_aKc-t0AG3_IDgBA&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=371&sig=112229699807195161254&page=2&tbnh=120&tbnw=149&start=12&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:25,s:12,i:204&tx=69&ty=81
Old Man Kennedy had his sons knocked off so he could create a long lasting family legacy.
GSG- It’s not the year I was born. And- it’s not my fave position- a little too distracting!
If you can figure out what “Mott” means, you’ll figure out the ’69.
“Member Of the Tribe Tracker?”
That was slapdash but it’s revenge for Idiot Hell.
Staring down the big 5-0 eh? I’m bout to be 25!
GSG- I only date chicks who are half my age- so …perfect!
OMG! JFK made a pass at Luci.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C974Uv32qY0&feature=relmfu
circa 7:30
Given JFK’s reputation. I would be insulted to be a woman he didn’t make a pass at.
Ooops how did my pants get down like this?
I saw princess Caroline today.
From the same era:
“What’s Black, White, and Jewish and has two eyes..?”
Moshe Dyan and Sammy Davis Jr.
Did you guys see this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3GT9UN7nDo