I was just wondering if any of you have ever eaten a faggot? Have you ever tasted a faggot? If you have, what do they taste like? Are they good? Are they delicious? Delectable? Delightful? Mouth-watering? Savory? Finger-lickin good? 3
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It totally depends on the gravy. A plain faggot is rather too plain without sauce.
Yeah a saucy faggot is better.
Especially the one’s that melt in your mouth!
I like my faggots saucy! Yum!
hmmm … What does a faggot taste like? I don’t really know. I’ve never had a bundle of sticks in my mouth.
ive been told i taste like french fries. to me faggots taste like cigarettes and alcohol but im usually really drunk so maybe its just my breath or whatever.
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Hey, how can you tell if your roommate’s gay? His dick tastes like shit!
I’ve tasted a maggot before. I checked and it was male maggot. He tasted like chicken.
Faggots should be eaten with mash (mashed potatoes), peas (frozen or processed, not mushy) and of course gravy. One is often enough, three always too many. A faggot is essentially a meatball. I realise why you Americans think they’re funny — just as we Brits can’t believe you would name your child Randy… and if your surname is already Baumgartner, well, you’ve got a barrowload of problems anyway.