Excellent News! Bigfoot Hoaxer Killed!

Here.
Good! Thank God! I am generally not happy to see people die, but I have so much hatred in me for these scum that I practically won’t be happy until we are knocking off about one hoaxer a day. I’m surprised one of them hasn’t been shot yet, and I fully expect one of these clowns to get shot sooner rather than later. When that happens, I definitely hope the hoaxer dies and the hunter gets off scot free. Sometimes deaths are the only thing that puts a stop to dangerous nonsense.
This is both God and Darwin here, working in tandem. Oh, the glorious ways of the Universal Spirit!
Moar dead hoaxers! Moar! Moar! Moar!

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0 thoughts on “Excellent News! Bigfoot Hoaxer Killed!”

  1. hahahahahahahahaha!- I want to keep going…
    Totally believe that open season should be declared on hoaxers. Fool got what he deserved. Sometimes it is in the species best interest to thin the herd.

  2. The top-rated comment under this story on Yahoo is:
    I’d hate to be the guy who has to say something dignified at his funeral.

  3. Can you imagine if a real Sasquatch had been off the road watching this spectacle? The thought makes me embarrassed for my species.

  4. i feel for the poor girl who ran over him, but im with you, and that includes pricks who murder , rape, molest, assault, or steal, along with these hoaxers , im sure you agree that they are as bad as these hoaxers, so lets get on these aholes too

  5. Totelly agree! Hope the dam basterd died in the ditch and gasped his last breath full of blood bublles while wandering if his family and children were worth the silley prank.
    Dumb people like this deserve to die. Great post as always, Robert!!

  6. I thought hoaxers went out with a gorilla suit and got a buddy to film them. I didn’t realise they just went out to trick random people or big foot enthusiasts. That’s pretty funny.

  7. You seem to have a Typo in this line, right near the beginning: “I am generally not happy to see people die, but I have no much hatred in me for these scum that I practically won’t be happy until we are knocking off about one hoaxer a day.” The section, “I have no much hatred” seems to have NO in place of SO. Don’t leave as a reply. I’ve left a pen-name.

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