Too weird. Includes the classic, 5 Great Reasons to Get HIV. 1. No more isolation. Since HIV beats loneliness any day. You’re never alone when you have HIV. You always have that friendly virus to keep you company. 2. A different perspective. What’s life without that. 3. A sense of relief. Whew! Glad that’s over. Now that I’m POZ, I can move on to more important things, like that MBA. 4. A sense of intimacy. Just you and your virus, all alone, tonight. Turn the lights down low… 5. The challenges faced by serodiscordant couples. Um, whatever.
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Yeccchhhhh. What if you lose your health insurance? Aren’t those pills expensive?
5 Great Reasons to Get HIV.
1. Lose weight on the AIDS diet. (http://www.nursingbuddy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/aids.jpg)
2. No more condoms. (What worse are you going to catch?)
3. No need to save for retirement.
4. Sympathy sex.
5. Flu season is extra exciting!!!
LOL! 🙂
1. Lose weight on the AIDS diet
Why? The Bobby Sands diet works just as well, and you can do it all by yourself.
Yeah, the AIDS diet isn’t fool proof. Just look at Magic Johnson.