Includes the classic, 5 Great Reasons to Get HIV.
1. No more isolation. Since HIV beats loneliness any day. You’re never alone when you have HIV. You always have that friendly virus to keep you company.
2. A different perspective. What’s life without that.
3. A sense of relief. Whew! Glad that’s over. Now that I’m POZ, I can move on to more important things, like that MBA.
4. A sense of intimacy. Just you and your virus, all alone, tonight. Turn the lights down low…
5. The challenges faced by serodiscordant couples. Um, whatever.