Innie or Outie?

Which one are you?
I’m an Innie. I think all you Outies are disgusting scumbags. You make me sick. That is so sick, to put the TP on the outside like that, I swear. Sick, gross, disgusting, horrible. It’s just wrong. Discuss.

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  1. I started out on the inside when I was a boy. Very happy with things as they were. But I had the great epiphany that I had to reach a few extra inches for the roll. I changed to the outside. A landmark decision that made my daily grind into a sweet respite. But as I grew and my stream grew, I noticed a backsplash into some of the hanging sheets. I gritted my teeth and very reluctantly switched by to inside and have stayed there since.

  2. Oo00hh, idea…
    Next time someone at a stupid workshop at work asks what I do to support diversity, I’ll say that I really don’t give a flying leap which way the TP is hung.

  3. I don’t use TP, I use my left hand, index and middle fingers. I wash. I never eat using my left hand. I heed the call to prayers. Translation of call to prayers from Arabic to English:
    “If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands
    If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands
    If you’re happy and you know it
    And you really want to show it
    If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands.”

  4. Ah, finally someone has addressed this most important subject!
    The way shown on the right is underhanded, but the way shown on the left is over-the-top. And both are hierarchical constructs; truly egalitarian washrooms have the roll on a vertical spindle, so that no segment is ever atop another, nor is any beneath another.
    (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)
    Another burning issue: if vampires existed, would they shit, or only piss, since they wouldn’t eat anything, only drinking blood?

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