Which Pill Will It Be, Sir?

The red cyanide pill or the blue cyanide pill? I’ve been faithfully taking the blue cyanide pill for a while now, because it’s said it will take longer to kill me, and I enjoy being alive. But why take poison at all?
When I go to vote lately, it’s typically a choice between
A. Horrible! (Democrat)
B. Way, way more horrible even than the Democrat! (Republican)
You know, I’m really getting angry and sick and tired of having to make choices like that.

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0 thoughts on “Which Pill Will It Be, Sir?”

  1. So, what’s to be done come 2012?
    I say, let the Republicans/rednecks take over and have their way. It will be quicker, and history will know who to squarely judge in hindsight.

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