97% and 82%

9 The other I would imagine that most men are currently doing it too. That’s one thing I don’t like about living with male roommates. Soon or later, you catch the guy jerking off, and it’s really embarassing for both parties. Either that or you can hear him doing it in the next room, and that makes me uncomfortable. I figure that all single guys who are not living with a woman are jerking off. It’s just obvious. There’s no point discussing it. Most married men are too, if truth be told. That’s a bit more of an interesting subject, but most men will just laugh if you bring it up. A lot of stupid women think that male masturbation is absolutely hilarious. In the past, I’ve had some of them ask me if I did it. The answer was DUH. She started giggling. I felt like slapping the stupid bitch. Guys don’t sit around and have conversations about, “Hey you do jerk off or not?” It’s like asking if you take a crap or eat. What’s there to discuss? On the other hand, the subject is somewhat taboo in that most guys don’t openly admit to doing it, say, “I just jerked off,” or discuss different ways of doing it. It’s all sort of taboo. I knew a young guy once (age 21), who told me that he would go to guys’ houses and they would all sit around and watch porn and jerk off, but not do it with each other. I asked him if he thought that was gay, and he said no. It’s a pretty wild thing to do, and I don’t think I could handle it. Gay guys have jerkoff parties too. Not sure exactly what goes on there, but I guess it’s fun and doesn’t give you AIDS. If you go into those adult book stores, there are movie stalls. It’s obvious, if they have locked doors, that about 10 I was in this one in Garden Grove, California, once. It was run by Vietnamese who had the same attitude towards sex as a restaurant would have about food, which seems healthy. There were locked doors on the stalls, and obviously guys were jerking off in there. The Vietnamese guys were going up and down the aisle with a mop and a bucket, mopping the floor with soapy water all the time. A door would swing up, a guy would leave, and the Vietnamese guy would wisk his mop in there and mop around. They didn’t act like what these guys were doing was gross or horrible. They had the most bored, flat expressions on their faces. This was completely banal as far as they were concerned. The ones that are run by White guys are a lot weirder. Even if they have locked stalls, if a guy stays too long on a stall, they conduct a raid on the stall and unlock the door. Guess what the guy insidie is doing! Then they act like cops when they catch him in the act. Fuck that. These guys are running a porno movie arcade, dammit. Guys are jerking off while watching the movies. LOL, duh, no kidding. Instead of admitting that they do it, guys engage in endless jokes about masturbation. The hand in the air jerking off motion is a typical component of male conversation. Everyone knows what’s being said. But there’s no reason to admit to anything. Every now and then some idiot will insist he never does it or has never done it. This is met with an appropriate chorus of catcalls and “Liar!” 8 You go, girls!

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Have you ever read the book Sperm Wars by Robin Baker? It is a very interesting book that deals with many sexual topics including promiscuity, masterbation, and rape and how they realate to human evolution. It’s not too techincal and has a few quite funny stories in it. It’s really worth a read.
“That’s one thing I don’t like about living with male roommates. Soon or later, you catch the guy jerking off, and it’s really embarassing for both parties”
What’s really embarassing is if he only catches you jerking off and you only catch him having sex.
“I knew a young guy once (age 21), who told me that he would go to guys’ houses and they would all sit around and watch porn and jerk off, but not do it with each other.”
Mu guess is that urinal rules apply hear. If anyone touches someone else or looks to the side they’re instant fags for life.
” They had the most bored, flat expressions on their faces. ”
You have to wonder if when they left the old country for ‘the land of opportunity’ they thought they’d be the ones cleaning the cum of the floors of peep shows. I guess that’s just the american stream, I mean dream.
Of course, in Vietnam, what can get for five dollar? Anyting you want.

  • I’ve always been vaguely ambidextrous.
    Naturally this extends to the realm of .
    Not sure if anyone else can relate, but switch hitting induces radically different mindsets and experiences.
    There is the right-hand experience, and the left-hand experience, and the twain shall never meet….

  • I’m reminded of a story of when Philip Roth (the author of ‘Portnoy’s Complaint’) was introduced to a famous Hollywood actress, and immediately offered up his extended hand to shake.
    “I sure hope you’ve washed them”, was the actress’s withering reply.

  • I’m surprised that only 82% of women admitted to masturbating. If you have female roommates, it’s only a matter of time before you either hear the vibrator, or see it laying out because she forgot to put it away.

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