Parents Beware! Pedobear Is Real and Is Coming After Your Kids!

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Pedobear scares the Hell out of everyone, the sensitive, stupid and female in particular. One of my own relatives was outraged by the existence of Pedobear. I don’t know what she wanted done. Maybe she wanted God to kill him.
I tried to reassure this idiot. “But Pedobear isn’t real!” I pleaded, but it was no use.
Now our worst fears have come true. For Pedobear is not just an Internet meme, he’s a real bear, and he’s coming for the kids! As you can see in the clip above, Pedobear was filmed at a comics festival. He was handing out candy? What else? There is an interview with a way too serious cop on there. He points out that some say that Pedobear is just an Internet meme, but according to this cop, he’s not an Internet meme, he’s a fucking child molester!
Jeez, just when you thought Fox News couldn’t get anymore retarded.

Roman Polanski gives this post 9 Backstreet Boys posters, a medium high rating.

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7 thoughts on “Parents Beware! Pedobear Is Real and Is Coming After Your Kids!”

  1. Wow. I guess they just don’t get the “Internets.”
    On a side note, I went as Pedobear for Halloween this year. My buddy went along as a Catholic Priest.

    1. Hah!
      The best part is that my buddy the “priest” had his Filipino wife dress as a Catholic School Girl…She is 27, but looks about 14. 😀
      Trolling in the real world, baby! That’s how you play!

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