Parents Beware! Pedobear Is Real and Is Coming After Your Kids!

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Pedobear scares the Hell out of everyone, the sensitive, stupid and female in particular. One of my own relatives was outraged by the existence of Pedobear. I don’t know what she wanted done. Maybe she wanted God to kill him.
I tried to reassure this idiot. “But Pedobear isn’t real!” I pleaded, but it was no use.
Now our worst fears have come true. For Pedobear is not just an Internet meme, he’s a real bear, and he’s coming for the kids! As you can see in the clip above, Pedobear was filmed at a comics festival. He was handing out candy? What else? There is an interview with a way too serious cop on there. He points out that some say that Pedobear is just an Internet meme, but according to this cop, he’s not an Internet meme, he’s a fucking child molester!
Jeez, just when you thought Fox News couldn’t get anymore retarded.

Roman Polanski gives this post 9 Backstreet Boys posters, a medium high rating.

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7 thoughts on “Parents Beware! Pedobear Is Real and Is Coming After Your Kids!”

  1. Wow. I guess they just don’t get the “Internets.”
    On a side note, I went as Pedobear for Halloween this year. My buddy went along as a Catholic Priest.

    1. Hah!
      The best part is that my buddy the “priest” had his Filipino wife dress as a Catholic School Girl…She is 27, but looks about 14. 😀
      Trolling in the real world, baby! That’s how you play!

  2. I thought it was so unfair that the cops took Pedobear away from the kids at the comics show. All he was doing was giving candy to the nice little children. Man, cops are so mean.

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