Robert Lindsay, Independent Journalist and Provocateur: No Sacred Cows. Smash All Taboos
Rocketbutt Jumps into a Lake
Rocket Butt, naked, takes off over a lake. He has the best-selling show on the lake, but I wonder if he'll ever know? Is there life on Mars? Perhaps he will soon find out. It’s the freakiest show! EJ and I wrote a song about Rocketbutt. Hope you like it! She packed my ass last night pre-flight Zero hour nine a.m. And my ass’ll be high as a kite by then I miss the earth so much I miss my wife It’s lonely out in space On such a timeless flight And I think it’s gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find I’m not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I’m a rocket butt Rocket butt burning out his ass up here alone Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids In fact it’s cold as hell And there’s no one there to raise them if you did And all this science I don’t understand It’s just my job five days a week A rocket butt, a rocket butt And I think it’s gonna be a long long time…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=891CBnRQlrk