Rocketbutt Jumps into a Lake

Rocket Butt, naked, takes off over a lake. He has the best-selling show on the lake, but I wonder if he'll ever know? Is there life on Mars? Perhaps he will soon find out.

It’s the freakiest show!
EJ and I wrote a song about Rocketbutt. Hope you like it!
She packed my ass last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And my ass’ll be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It’s lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket butt
Rocket butt burning out his ass up here alone
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A rocket butt, a rocket butt
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time…

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