Officials are issuing warnings to all men to be on the lookout for female Kiss Parasites. They are worse than gold diggers. Gold diggers just eat your wallet and bank account. Kiss Parasites actually eat your whole face! They were first spotted in Japanese anime cartoons, but are now starting to appear here in there in Meatspace. Generally speaking, the Kiss Parasite uses camouflage to appear to be a hot young Asian chick. Avoidance of kissing all young Asian hotties is sufficient to protect you, but obviously is not going to be possible for everyone.
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