3 thoughts on “I Sentence You to a Marriage and a Mortgage”

  1. BTW, this reminds me something I think I read on the now-defunct website dontmarry.com about how the law discriminated against men.

    Women can pay men to do the things they can’t do themselves, like move furniture and fix plumbing.

    The only thing a man needs a woman for is sex, which is the only form of labor that perfectly legal to do, but not to pay for.

  2. I thought that too. What’s a clotch? You’re getting as bad as Seymour Lenin with the arcane vocabulary.

    ” The only thing a man needs a woman for is sex, which is the only form of labor that perfectly legal to do, but not to pay for.”

    Right on, bro! I think the law recognises marriage as ‘paying for it’; if you can prove she doesn’t put out, that’s grounds for divorce isn’t it.

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