I dig Pashtuns. I had a Pashtun doc once.
I told him I was into being White, and he scowled. “So you don’t like everyone who’s not White,” he said.
“Well…” I said. “I like you. To me, you’re White. You’re 100
The guy’s face lit up like Times Square. “Yes!” He was almost jumping out of his seat. “We are White! We are the Aryans! We are the original Whites!”
“Yes. You’re the original Whites,” I said. “You’re the ancestors of all the Whites, the ancestors of us all. The greatest Whites of them all!”
“Yes! Yes!” The dude was practically shaking his fist. His eyes were all lit up. His smile was as wide as an LA freeway. I think he was ready to go to a White Power rally already.
I’m serious man, we ought to start selling White franchises. People say they hate us, but deep down inside, so many people are just dying to be White. I say welcome aboard the Good Ship White!