God I Love Pedobear

Pedobear is an Internet meme of a pedophile bear that stalks young kids. It started on the Chans and has since spread all over the Internet. Recently, Pedobear has been stalking children again, but police have not been able to catch him yet.
Nevertheless, he has been photographed many times* recently grooming, annoying and spying on minors, from young children to teenage girls. He definitely prefers girls, but he will go for a boy in a pinch.
Hey kids!
Beware the bear! Beware the Pedobear!
*A bunch of lame cunts and moralfags are complaining in the comments at the end that this series is “child porn.” I don’t think it is, but the law is getting pretty crazy nowadays. Some other wankers and silly twats are saying that you shouldn’t make jokes about CP and pedophiles.
I disagree.
I think CP and pedos are funnier than a pay toilet in the Diarrhea Ward of the hospital, a fart in a spacesuit, a retard on fire and a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest combined. I had ten LOLgasms while I was reading that post and if I don’t stop laughing soon, I’m going to have to call 9-11 with a collapsed lung.

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5 thoughts on “God I Love Pedobear”

  1. Doesn’t hold any interest for me, but I can tell you what does leave me in stitches. One of my now favorite sites, Guess her muff, who I must thank Robert for most appreciatively, has girl number 999 and the comments are killing me.
    Look at the reveal shot, then read the comments.
    I swear, i’ve had to pick myself up off the floor.
    Some fu**ers are just hilarious.

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